Member Info for EnricoPallazzo

A weekly boom to cheer you up! Looking forward to an exciting week.

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EP

Woodstock,

Don't forget to keep your gimp mask on when running naked in the garden. I'm keeping my wife's pink knickers on my face in all situations.

This forum definitely needs some oomph! What's going on? We'll be off to the Moon very, very soon; don't give up hope now!

ATB
EP

Woodstock,

I know that feeling when people look at you in a strange way. I've been using my wife's pink knickers as a Covid mask. They fit snugly, and there's no problem with my glasses steaming up. (Perhaps that's because I don't wear glasses; on the other hand, I've noticed other guys' glasses steaming up when they see me.)

In fact, the next major Covid variant, after the Kent, SA, Brazil and India ones, will be known as the 'Spoons variant.

Of course Boris has to drop the masks, otherwise his pal Tim Martin (aka Dim Tim) will turn off the donation tap. Cue Weatherspoons becoming the super-spreader location of choice

Govey Gove has been at it too, apparently. Or maybe it's just a pre-emptive strike before snogging Gina?

The week ends on Sunday; hence "weekend". :-)
Moaning should be put off till Monday.

Boom!

I have one word for those desperate to hear some Activ-2 news: booooooooom!

Indeed. Boooom! :-)

Thanks! And happy birthday to everyone else born on 30th June. May H2 commence with some fantastic news tomorrow!

Cheers, ladies and gentlemen!

Still waiting for that bit of magic... although having a lovely wife and three great kids must be magic enough. I should learn to appreciate things more!

Just because it's my birthday. Something amazing has to happen today!

Great game! Alleyze leyze Anglayze!

Looking forward to the Daily Express headline tomorrow.

Let's hope Wanc*ck won't apply.

I also think England will go through to the quarter-finals. The German team isn't as good as they normally are.

Whatever happens tonight, we can be sure that the Daily Express will put some stupid headline on the front page, probably something to do with the war.

Apparently, Kansas Daily has published pictures of Matt H. kissing Dr Castro. Perhaps that's what has moved the SP?

If we all chant "Handjob, Handjob!", the SP will reach 180p by 4.30pm...

"Sometimes when it moves this quickly..... leaky leaky."

That's exactly what Handjob's lover said earlier today!