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to see politically-motivated bad-mouthing on this gentlemanly (and ladyydly) forum. So, just to lighten up the atmosphere, here are some Boris-to-English translations:

Australian-style deal -> no deal

tier 4 -> lockdown

oven ready -> have no clue where to begin

timely and robust response to Covid -> dragging my feet, then total f**k-up

following the science -> ignore all those professors; Tim Martin says people need their pint in his pub, and he's a very generous donor indeed

I hope we'll avoid another lockdown -> Vallance and Van Tam say thousands will die if there is no lockdown, and we've already decided to do it but Rees-Mogg needs time to close his short before an official announcement is made

democracy -> whatever Vlad and the Donald decide

As I said earlier today: some misspellings are rather serendipitous!

£165 -> £1.65

Naneater -> Maneater

and so on.

Boris to English translation:

Australian-style deal -> no deal

tier 4 -> lockdown

oven ready -> have no clue where to begin

timely and robust response to Covid -> dragging my feet, then total f**k-up

following the science -> ignore all those professors; Tim Martin says people need their pint in his pub, and he's a very generous donor indeed

I hope we'll avoid another lockdown -> Vallance and Van Tam say thousands will die if there is no lockdown, and we've already decided to do it but Rees-Mogg needs time to close his short before an official announcement is made

democracy -> whatever Vlad and the Donald decide

Cheers!

What's your friend's wife's name: Incontinentia Screenus?

about -> a bit

BJW,

Congratulations! However, about more patience and you'd be selling for almost 3 million pounds, at least according to the cat...

ATB
EP

Have we seen the expected biggus printus fridayi yet?

Yes, at midnight, with a doctor dressed up as Santa and descending through a chimney . :-)

For early Christmas (a joyful one), head to SNG.

Merry Christmas!

Use it to your advantage: buy more at that excellent price!

Top-slicers may want to have a look at SNG.

If PAT moves like a breeze, then SNG moves like Bill Bailey...

Alternatively, ride SNG to the Moon.

SNG. Say no more. Nudge nudge, wink wink.

Spot on, Terrier!

Early shenanigans over. And now for something completely different: a steady rise towards 200p throughout the day, with a bit of a sell-off once the SP touches that level; above 186p close.

A few gaps and gobs will be closed today.

The clown is soo deep in the proverbial thathe must be panicking and looking for something positive to say. No fridges to hide himself in, as they are all used for the vaccine (which, incidentally, he pronounces in a most annoying American way: vak'sin instead of 'vaksin). Enter Synairgen: the brilliant British company that is going to save the entire world. Boris and Handjob will be shouting its name from the rooftops and claiming they "have always supported this fantastic development"...

Have we seen the biggus printus fridaii yet? I wonder what the exact number of shares will be. My guess is 108,345,889.

Vaccines alone won't solve the problem, even if the government suddenly gets its act together (no chance of that). Treatments will be of essence. Worth having a look at Synairgen (SNG) who are starting Phase 3 trials of their inhaled interferon, with great support from the FDA. Pity our own politicians don't support this British firm!

"Great to see that the strain is not limited to UK"

Are you serious? Greed blinds people sometimes.