RE: Malvern Meeting25 Feb 2026 13:42
GREATLAND RESOURCES PLC
Regulatory News Service (RNS) Announcement
Date: 25 February 2026
Appointment of Freddie2, as “Ramper in Chief”
Greatland Resources plc (“Greatland” or the “Company”) is delighted to announce that Freddie2 has been officially appointed as Ramper in Chief, with immediate effect, after the recent termination of employment of Rampy McRamperson, who, considering his obvious credentials for the role, was disappointingly sh*te.
Freddie2 will be responsible for ramping, re‑ramping, and generally ensuring that all ramps are fully ramped, including the disabled ones — with enthusiasm, style, and a hint of flair.
The Board is confident that Freddie2’s unparalleled expertise in ramp management, combined with his world-class ability to look serious while doing large amounts of ramp work, will propel Greatland Resources to new heights in the near future.
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