RE: SAYITASITIS15 Jul 2021 17:49
Part 3 The Tale of Marky Mark - The Oracle of Truth
Clink! Clink! Thud! Arggggh!
That was all VikingHunter remembered of his last battle against the LSE LTH’ers as he had savagely cut his way into their massed ranks with his undersized thimble-like sword TeenyWeeny***…….but alas the numbers had been too great, the resistance too fierce (oh okay then, he tripped over and pierced his rather generous stomach falling on TeenyWeeny, but fighting in heels is no fun!) the warrior blessed by Odin himself lay now in a pool of his own blood…..
As he lay there gasping out his last few breaths on the hallowed lands of NeverGone he used his last vestiges of strength to roll over onto his back and pull his sword out of aforementioned belly. As his lifeblood spilled out with more intensity now, the sound of the battle started to fade and his vision blur as he looked up at the star filled night sky awaiting the Valkyries to transport his soul to the halls of Valhalla.
But once again he heard the croak of a raven and turning to his right saw Odin’s messengers Thought and Memory had returned and in unison they spoke again to him. ”Valhalla awaits not for such a plonker as you, trader of ten percent gains and loser of Caribbean holiday funds that your are, you will not prove worthy of this honour! However weak your will was though, Odin has decreed that your intent was good and therefore you shall be granted this boon…….you will be reborn as Say-It-As-It-Is……the Oracle of Truth! Return to the LSE boards and crush your enemies with the power of soothsaying, your forecasting and analysis will be unrivalled by all, you will Say It As It Is!”
***Give him a break, it’s not the size that counts!