For the chartists ……30 Oct 2024 14:07
I just want to make sure that all the black art followers are aware of the forthcoming set of circumstances that only occur with the same frequency as Halley’s Comet, so you would not want to be out of this over the weekend.
The combination of the sacking of Ten Hag and the imminent arrival of an inverted draining board plateau will push the teapot over the horizon. This of course means that a piece of smoked haddock should be placed somewhere in the heating vents of your car so that you can smell the roses on the way to the shops.
You heard it here first folks………..