All in jest of course, couldn't possibly happen...........;-)22 Oct 2024 15:11
"Morning Monty old boy, how the devil are you? Sprogs still at Eton?"
"Top of the tree old bean. By the way, have you heard about Caruthers, he's taken up living with a monkey!"
"Good God man! Has he turned a bit funny on us?" (looks worried)
"Of course not, its a female monkey"
"That's all right then, had me worried for a bit old chap! Now, these Helium thingys, pick me up a few without letting on to the market, don't want the peasants revolting" (guffaws loudly)
" How many would you like old bean, say half a mil? I'll sneak them under the radar with a delayed trade nod nod wink wink"
"That would be perfect, and how about you put me down for the box at Ascot next year as well"
"Consider it done old bean, and how about the box at the Albert Hall? Shall I sneak you in there as well?"
"You do know how to look after your pals! That would be perfect!"