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£250M+ on pipe. £100M on drills. £2M on parties. = £13m m/c.

on that juvenile note....
adios amigos.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dutch%20oven

Dutch oven
Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers

"This is not just undervalued this is a once a year dream ticket to fill your boots at this unbelievable level."

what happens if you don't have any boots?

--- though holding Metro has, form time to time, been like being locked in a Dutch oven.

"Dutch auction" - hope that is nothing like a Dutch oven.

............we're blue, for the day.

Whew.

From 8p that's a nice 25% hike. Methinks there will swelling interest returning late March.
Can see 30% gain in two months.

we are sub face value. any equity raise will need to be 10p+. unless my theory is wrong, hence I have been filing my boots (before you get excited Steve, only my flip-flops, not my wellys).

looks like GEMD getting pre-news bump. thought there would be PDL cross-over. Oh well, still Thurs and Fri before next news here.

would mean just shy of m/c £1.2Bn.
Seems about right.

You are putting us all to shame, Mr T. Must be reading the markets like Neo the Matrix.

So, BARC FY tomorrow then?

Mr Panderman - at Metro, everyone is dancing on ice - thin ice!

anyone going to the AGM?

I have a battery operated double boom box (tape deck).
Just saying.

nm.

goodness Cud, I don't mean in one day - but happy to accomodate if it wants to happen.

I'm in, if Jessica Myres is. bit of a looker there. I am happily taken though.

I will accept £6.50 for each of my shares.