RCFX Daily Recap – The Poodle Parade Continues28 Aug 2025 17:35
Another day, another round of “news is imminent, honest!” versus “this is a dog, get out while you can.”
Ramp Division: Laura’s back on duty, sprinkling in LinkedIn posts, NT buy snippets, and whisperings of “13p next.” Cavalier continues the wide-eyed optimism tour (“long term hold, ignore the haters”) whilst simultaneously going opn holiday, while mysterious fresh IDs echo the usual “lots in the pipeline” lines like they were handed a script.
Dump Patrol: TurtleHead and SatansBolete keep clearer and more practical heads — “placement incoming,” “5p bargain bin,” and “beware the ramper scum.” Bassman72 chips in with a few well-worn warnings about FY26 revenue (spoiler: still true).
Comic Relief: A brief skirmish over poodles, kennels, and filters, proving once again that when logic fails, pet metaphors take the stage.
Market Reality: Spread still wide enough to drive a truck through, volume still anaemic, and yet the “seller is cleared” line somehow makes another appearance.
Verdict: Same pantomime, different day. Rampers rehearse the moon-landing, bears rehearse the funeral, and the price rehearses going nowhere.