Tecs6 Jun 2018 12:44
The doctor phones this guy with the result of some tests,
Doctor says, do you want the good news first, or the bad news?
Guy says.. oh give me the good news.
Doctor says,... you only have a day to live,
Guy says... f.sake, well whats the bad news ?
Doc says... I've been trying to contact you for the last 24 hrs.