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Lending shares generates an income while the shares are on loan. Widely acknowledged practice. If they’ve gone long they’re off to a bad start; -6% already.

Yanks think uk economy is basket case ; it seems more likely that they will loan out the shares in short strategy.

Fools rally? Sorry. I’m the fool, cos I missed it.

Quoting from Saturday Times market report. “ Marcus diebel, analyst at jpmorgan said that although deliveroo had a healthy balance sheet and net cash of £1.1bn , it’s name “scans unfavourably” given its lack of profitability. He said;
“Provided that Deliveroo will only likely turn profitable in 2024, we see limited scope for outperformance in the short term”. In other words for you and me, how long will this fools rally last and if we buy today and the market tanks again during the summer how long will we be unwilling baggage handlers?

Blimey. You must have found a fair wedge down the back of the sofa to undertake such a position. And to think some folk can’t even afford to heat up a tin of own brand baked beans. Modern Britain; £200k on margin. Or survivin’ on Lidl margarine.

Un autre purchase de shares from le Monsieur directeur grande fromage. . £87k
Bargain zone petetre?

This isn’t ordinary stock market negativity. Wall Street is selling grandma’s knickers, jewellery, furniture and the kitchen sink. For the life of me I can’t understand what possessed me to buy shares in IAG at 4.25pm. Why do I get attacked by futile and savings endangering optimism at the very worst moments.
All the very best to anyone holding stock anywhere in these markets.

Bought yesterday at 910. Sold today at 935.
I thought that was why we do this stuff. A quick profit wherever you can get it. Certainly not an investor, small time bum fluff gambler.

Amazed that I got a chance to sell for a profit this morning, considering Amazon woes. American markets negative this afternoon. Why would this be rising?

Alan Titchmarsh and high priest of Scientology Tom Cruise to jointly present itv coverage of Queen’s platinum jubilee. Titchmarsh and Cruise?

Alan Titchmarsh . Tom Cruise. ITV Platinum Jubilee presentation partnership.
How can Cruise even understand the concept of a man like Titchmarsh.
Gardener, friend of royalty, Yorkshireman, writer of erotic fiction, sailor of repute off the white cliffs in his dinghy.
How has he engineered this late stage career renaissance? Barbara Cartland of the potting shed. Evergreen Ken Barlow of the glasshouse. Titchmarsh and Cruise. Cruise and Titchmarsh.

In the physical paper, which I guess is the same content as online, the journalist merely repeated what the analyst had said in his note. Giving it as reason for the drop. It wasn’t an opinion piece, just the daily market report. Sp holding up well today anyhow.

This looks about as much use a one of those mangled Russian tanks.

You’d need to bypass his personal protection Aeroflot air hostesses to do the job. Beautiful but lots of make-up. Very red lipstick. I also volunteer to go behind enemy lines; bring on the hostesses.

Mr Bankrupty. If you put all your money into POG POLY and EUA, then ignore what happens in the short term, you may find that you have nothing left when you next bother to look. If you are a real person and not a mischievous elf then give it another think and choose something less financially suicidal.

Iranian oil ; potential full output 2 months after coming back online.

Persian flirting. Desperate times.

Of all the bunkers in all the world, the one bunker not to be bunkered in is Zelensky’s bunker! That man is Brave at getting Braver. His name is Zelensky . ZELENSKY.

Levensky’s bunker is a sand trap at St Andrews, also known as Bernhardt Langer’s downfall.

You can heat a house as much you want; if water keeps coming in through brickwork, badly fitted windows etc it won’t make much difference. Currently sat in an adequately heated house which is beset with damp problems. No alcoholics or junkies on the premises as far as I know.

Nobody has spoken on here since then. It’s a good trading share but the chat is like the bar on the Marie Celeste. Only bank chat is Lloyds Grossman. Vmuk has had a good run up towards 200 now sliding back, but how far? Should be a good year for banks I read. Putin screwing it all up. Oy vey.
Could be worse, I might have bought darktrace, oh wait a minute! I did. Again oy vey. Commiserations. Thanks. All the best. See you all at the Dignitas Xmas do in 11 months time.

More at home on social media? ; social media; “interactive technologies which facilitate the creation and sharing of information, ideas, interests…” this is social media by any sane definition. As we all know to our own greater or lesser cost, this place is just as much hot waffle central as Tweeter or Funkbook..what this place isn’t; a nice face to face chat with a professional financial adviser. Yes , yes delicious cabbages for sale, grown only five miles east of Chernobyl, not poisonous terrible cabbages like those grown to the west.

Hedging? Well I cut the hawthorn in September when the future looked bright. Dear Pat , you make an erudite Grim Reaper. Think I’ll try to hibernate through this sh*t storm. Hear no evil, see no evil. People have lived through worse.