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Check out the pictures of overflowing mortuaries. Downgrade a disaster and call it a success. Works everytime.

Never mind.

China,Covid Deaths in the Millions? Not Avvin’ it my son. Not possible. Doesnae exist. And anyway Wots a few mill. Good for the abattoir or funeral directors. Lap it up. Fill yer crimbo stockings and what ever you do, don’t trust the news. Pie in the Sky, nonsense Aunties Bloomers. Queen must be spinning in her lead lined casket you numptie. Grow a pair and shut it.

Thanks, simply keeping an open mind. I’ll try not to be any more braindead than I already am. Reading Britain’s foremost newspaper really is akin to wading through sewage, so much unproven speculation and lies. By the way; peak infections predicted to be mid January so plenty of time for a panic induced sell off.

Today’s Times reports China preparing for the potential of 1million Covid deaths after undoing restrictions. If the Chinee start dropping like flies what becomes of oil price. Or at this stage is it perceived as a positive to encourage long term immunity?

The Him is in fact a She. As a regular reader of her column I can say that she is diligent, thorough and the very opposite of the kind of journalist working in league with short sellers. She’s a true professional and thank god that institution s like The Times still exist, otherwise all we’d have for supposedly informed opinion is the endless maelstrom sh*tstorm of nonsense that is social media.

The washing’s on the line and the neighbours can see your crotch-less undercrackers. Why do you lot always post the specific prices that you pay for shares in this mad donkey company. It’s the management’s fault, it’s definitely their fault that you keep buying shares when sentiment is so weak. They ought to rename Harbour Energy for prospective new investors. I propose; DEJA-VU FLammable Solutions. Let’s hope for some seasonal chilly weather and a ripping gas price to help get you lot out of another nasty jam. Shame that it probably won’t happen what with global warming having f*caked nature’s thermostat.

In Sunday’s Times Cowie admitted to taking a 10% loss on the shares he recently bought, citing fears around housing market. Today the markets are ripping upwards. Perhaps he was a tad premature. Time to drown his sorrows with a G&T.

Last week rose strongly against the market sentiment, perhaps falling to get back in line with the bunch. Can’t rise indefinitely while Nasdaq falls. Slippery share. 77p year low hit twice then strong recovery.

Ha ha, I read that book. Biases, biases and more biases. Kept falling asleep. Forgotten most of the pertinent lessons. Why now we are close to decision time out come the negative Nigel brigades? Kahneman would know, but not me. Bravo Thoma, make it a big one.

His M & S underpants are itching so much that he’s lashing out at the cause of his discomfort. Take them off and ceremonially burn them in the back yard.

Are you saying that the only murder that disgusts you is when the victim is black and the perpetrator is white? Value all human life, Putin values none. He would kill each and every one of us without a second thought. Perhaps you should fly to Moscow and have an audience with the great man to compare notes on the gradations of inhumanity witnessed across the past centuries. He would then politely have you shot in the head.

My Brain is mush. My Snow is mush. My glacier has melted due to unforeseen circumstances. I am actually invested in this prime glacier melting company but have somehow become pleasantly detached from its daily Willy Teasing. Close my eyes and hope, much like an Aeroflot pilot. How’s the weather at Broadmoor, Jefffffff?

They won’t delete them; I’ve still got NMC and Finablr shares listed in HL and AJ Bell accounts. They sank to the bottom over two years ago. They serve as a salutary reminder of past mistakes, to which I can now add 4d pharma. In time, if the financial loss is bearable you will barely notice them amongst other ‘live’ shares, save the odd occasion when you choose to ruminate on life’s occasional bitterness.

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Sharecast news on hl quoted; four weeks to June 18th, sales of beer , wine and spirits fell 9.7%. Source; nielsenIQ.

Imagine the post spoken in a comedy Italian accent then the mystery is revealed.

Shudduppah ya face, Cornudo! De market-a gone banannaz. Mamma Mia.

All hail king jeffffff, the teacher who hates without reservation each and every one of his unwilling pupils. “ I told em’ once, I told em’ twice, I told em’ till I was bollogingly blue in the badgering face but they wunt neverrr listen me ssensibleess. Only thing I cud du yer Horner wuzz shoot thee hole bleederin’ lot o’ the pigthickering crab-brained dumb articles with me old man’s twelvebore”. The judge looked down his long nose at the accused and sentenced him to a lifetimes chewing gum removal for crimes committed amongst other things against the Queen’s English and common badgering decency. Deer Geoff, wat Meks U so muche clevverer thun the wrest uv us idiotss, iff uve alsow got a lot uff muny trapped in thiss badgers’ fanny? Is it cuz U and U alown KNow wen the hole bluddy stinkering shattower is goin to imploede? Save the lesons in fine-ants for the Owled peeples whome Christmus du, me owled china.

Very volatile. Repeatedly bounces off 80p and then climbs +5% within a few hours. Is this just what happens when a stock is so beaten down? Fast fingered city boys must be making a mint at their trading desks. Another downgrade though today.

No. Keep watching. Keep out the sh*t.