.21 Feb 2015 19:11
Vicar has lunch at a local bistro, and orders steak and chips.
Waiter: how would you like your steak sir.
Vicar: "rare please".
Waiter goes to hole in the wall where he shouts out the order, "bloody steak and chips".
Vicar is taken aback by this and repremands the waiter for swearing.
Waiter: "no sir, it means blood running on the steak, rare".
Vicar: "my apologies, i got the wrong end of the stick"
Anyway, it's the best steak and chips the vicar has ever had, he gives the waiter a fiver tip and thanks him.
A couple of days later the vicar is visited by the Arch Bishop, and to impress him, the vicar takes him back to the same restaurant, promising him the best steak and chips ever". However after sitting at a table, they begin a long wait to be served, 15 minutes, 30 minutes, and after 45 minutes, seeing the arch bishop is getting ready to leave, the vicar stands up and shouts out "two bloody steaks", at which the arch bishop stands up and shouts, "Yeah, and plenty of fu*king chips".