Sorry couldn't help myself. It's MegRS300's fault23 Jul 2025 22:33
James Simon, with a grin so wide,
Declared himself the market's guide.
"A genius, I am!" he'd loudly crow,
As his investments, low did go.
He'd buy when high, and sell when low,
A financial tragic show.
His portfolio, a weeping mess,
Despite his claims of "sheer success!"
I might buy at 2.5/3.5p for a quick spin