The 3 clowns19 Sep 2024 17:12
Oh dear, Delatlo and Takers, it seems your crystal ball is as reliable as a weather app predicting sunshine during a hurricane! Let’s take a walk down the hall of fame for misguided investment advice, shall we?
Delatlo, mate, you outdid yourself over at Hostmore Plc with that glorious comment on September 11th: "Huge bounce possible from here." A huge bounce, eh? Like a rubber ball dropped into the Mariana Trench, I suppose? Then the next day, September 12th, you doubled down: "Going up big today." Oh boy! I imagine the only thing going up big was the eye-roll count from anyone watching your posts. This isn’t a share price bounce; it’s a crash course in what not to do with your money. 🤣🤣 MORE was suspended ONLY yesterday and shares cancelled !!! one headline reads "Hostmore to Appoint Administrators; Share Trading Suspended in London". Let's take a look at these genius investors a little bit more!! :)
But let’s rewind to the pièce de résistance, where you said, "Worth a grand punt at this level, the slightest bit of buying pressure will make it multiples from here"—now, I can only imagine you’re using "multiples" in some new math system where negative numbers don’t exist. 🤣 Feels a bit like déjà vu, doesn’t it? Another chapter in Delatlo’s big book of how not to invest! Scott Kaintz might even be impressed! 😂 I think you two are related!!??
Now, Takers, you sly dog! A fresh account from September 17th, huh? I see you, trying to pull a fast one! And what did you say on the MORE board just two days ago?—oh, this is gold: "Every dead cat bounces." Well, my friend, I think your cat’s done more than bounce; it’s gone to that big stock exchange in the sky! 🐱💀🤣
Let’s not forget this gem from you, Takers: "I’ve waited and waited, and tomorrow I expect respite for holders." Tomorrow came, didn’t it? And instead of "respite," we got a cancelled shares special! What’s next, Takers? Gonna predict the Titanic will resurface? 🤣🤣
Now onto Coldspy! Oh Coldspy, don’t think I’ve forgotten about you! You’ve been lurking, haven’t you? But don’t worry, I’m not quite done spying on you yet. If you don’t start behaving, I might just blow your cover and expose you for the stock market James Bond that you truly are—except instead of dodging bullets, you’re dodging logic! Keep ramping, Coldspy, and I might just plant some "intel" about how many times you’ve been wrong. Stay tuned! 🕵️♂️🔍
But really, boys, stick to your Boy Scout troop meetings, and leave the stock market to the grown-ups. Otherwise, I’ll be buzzing around like a bee, and trust me, I sting with precision! 🐝 Keep that in mind next time you’re doling out predictions like you’re Nostradamus!