Oh How Delusional!!14 Feb 2025 11:41
Oh, it's a great time to be a Curzon—or should I say, COR—investor now, huh? They've changed their name on AIM, so things must be looking up, right? Everyone's celebrating like it's the dawn of a new era, and people are suddenly convinced the ship is sailing smoothly. But let's all take a moment to remember the words of wisdom from the old "Curzon Energy Share Chat (CZN)"—you know, the one filled with promises that never quite materialized.
Let's not forget that just three days ago, there was a glorious raise of £99,000 (before expenses) through a massive placing of 659,999,997 shares! Ah, nothing says financial strength like diluting the company to oblivion. The total share count is now a jaw-dropping 1,892,973,462! That’s a lot of shares floating around with no real movement.
Oh, and those long-promised RTOs? What did we get in the end? Wait for it—another raise! Who could have seen that coming? All that hype, all that excitement, and the conclusion is just more dilution. But sure, let’s ignore that and focus on the shiny new name—COR. That should totally change everything, right?
So go ahead, folks, join the optimism and celebrate the bold rebranding, but don’t forget to revisit the Curzon history and see what you’ve actually signed up for. Spoiler: it’s not the glorious success you might think it is!
This should cover the sarcastic tone you're going for while highlighting the key points about the dilution and the empty promises. Let me know if you need any changes!