Share buy backs & New Advert24 Feb 2022 12:56
Great news that there are less shares in circulation.....But has that boosted the share price, no, are the institutional investors happy? Apparently yes, as thats what they want Lloyds to do with excess money. That is of course whats left over after all their bonuses for doing such a fantastic job....
As far as the poor lowly pi share holders, what about giving us something to justify our loyalty, just a thought but what about a slightly bigger dividend ot perish the thought a special one!
And just think if they didnt spend the money on the laughable new herd of Black Horses Ad that could help the situation too! Re the Ad, why laughable I hear you ask? Well my immediate thought was thats all the Black Horse Branches that have closed or are closing all gathering together and then running off into the sunset with our hard earned investment! As far as the one horse stopping to let the girl have a personal touch on its nose, well that is probably the last personal touch she will ever get from Lloyds. And I would imagine the horse said to her, "thanks for your business love, (being a horse its probably not politically correct, as anyone else wouldn't possibly dream of saying that to anything that vaguely looked feminine in case of offending them nowadays) but we're off - you've got to go on line now....
Given the Russians are invading and the footsie has tanjed I thought we could all do with a laugh or at least a wry smile today.
Off to get coffee, is it too early for alcohol?
Take care out there