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One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. "Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs £10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the £10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks." Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the £10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message: "Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."
when they open their mouth
An angry wife to her husband on phone: "Where the hell are you?"
Husband: "Darling, you remember that jewelery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, and I didn't have money that time, and I said 'Baby it'll be yours one day'?"
Wife, with a smile and blushing: "Yeah I remember that my love!"
Husband: "I'm in the pub just next to that shop."
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.
The first said: "I built a big house for our mother."
The second said: "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."
The third said: "You remember how our mother enjoys reading the Bible. Now she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot recites it."
Soon thereafter, their mother sent out her letters of thanks. "William," she said, "the house you built is so huge. I live only in one room, but I have to clean the whole house.
"Arnold," she said, "I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home so I rarely use the Mercedes. And that driver is so rude! He's a pain!"
"But David," she said, "the chicken was delicious!"
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? 'You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what Martha?'
'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
'I'm beginning to think you're bad luck...
well i'll be dammed, they've even started to ramp up the size of the fish now.
Tex2374, "Bring back The trolls, at least they knew how to reply to a post and stick to the topic"
could you please give me the list of all the trolls on this board. many thanks.
ffcmember, "Just musing really so be gentle please"
I remember saying that a long long time ago when I lost my virginity.
poppop, "If there was profit in lorry loads cf would have done it on day"
how could they do that, they haven't even started digging the hole on day one, you are a silly poo-poo.
i wouldn't under estimate them, 50 deckchairs went missing on one of the beaches late august.
VinInTheBin, yes they do warn you and they tell you how long the ban is for, the first time I had three days and the second one was for a week, they also tell you why you've been banned, no more hat tricks for me. GL
soly about the spelling, my keyboard is worn out, i'm printing from memoly.
ffcmember, yeah, but I liked the video, could even have gone to number one for exmas.
lots of posts been removed today.
you can see that he's betabucks understudy.
RE: Chief trolls raging12 Nov 2019 19:52
TALK ABOUT RAMPING, CAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN YOURSELF, YOUR SACKED.
Gadzuric
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RE: OPL 310 - that’s the game changer right there30 Aug 2019 07:32
Great RNS. Warrants will be issued at striking price 25p, 50p, 75p and £1. We are sitting on 6p. Am I being too optimistic thinking that sp could easy be 20p by end of September?
Gadzuric,
is he a RAMPER, or is he a DERAMPER, I can't work him out?
Gadzuric, leave the bashing to the genie believer betabuck, you're a disgrace.
TALK ABOUT RAMPING, CAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN YOURSELF, YOUR SACKED.
Gadzuric
Posted in: LEK
Posts: 407
Price: 6.08
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RE: OPL 310 - that’s the game changer right there30 Aug 2019 07:32
Great RNS. Warrants will be issued at striking price 25p, 50p, 75p and £1. We are sitting on 6p. Am I being too optimistic thinking that sp could easy be 20p by end of September?
quicker the better, before they put speed cameras down there.
ffcmember, they took one of his off as well, and he ain't been seen since, SHAME.