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ffcmember, same here 3 of mine disappeared as well?
the reason illbeabuck went on the METRO board yesterday was because nobody answered to the lies and tripe that he was posting, and when he took a break, up pops SKIER1, his understudy.
You must always remember that their is a lot of money to be made in just the motion of a stock UP or DOWN it doesn't matter! And Bashers have money at risk just as you do. But they have the edge of fear, lies, and falsehoods to post while preying on the un-initiated.
WHAT A PLONKER.
illbetabuck
Posted in: MTRO
Posts: 4,378
Price: 226.00
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RE: Patience These Things Take Time10 Nov 2019 15:07
If there was anything in the wine bar rumour, it would not have crashed back to the 220's.
For me it was just a pump and dump.......a very successful one.
I expect it will be circa 195p-205p by Friday
while reading some of the posts on here, it reminded me to put the garbage out.
illbetabuck, " I laughed so much I nearly wet myself when I read that tripe."
just like you, this will be 0 pence in a few days, and a week later we could be taken over, watch you don't fool over yourself.
I recently picked a new primary carephysician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment,I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobaccoor drink beer?" "Oh no", I replied, "I've never done either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat grilledsteaks and/or BBQ ribs? I said, "No, I've heard that "red meats" aren'tvery healthy!"
Do you spend a lot of time in the sun,like playing golf?" he asked.
"No I don't," I said.
He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around with sex?"
"No,"I said, "I've never done any of those things."
He looked at me slowly, hesitated for a moment, then said, Then why in the feck do you worry about reaching 80?"
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too closely and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.
The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 999 and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically that his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same,no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman comes out of the bathroom completely naked and looks at her husband who is already in bed. She says, "Honey, 50 years ago tonight, when I came out of the bathroom with no clothes on, what were you thinking?" He said, "I was thinking that I wanted to suck your titties dry and f@ck you until you couldn’t think straight." She smiled at him and said, "So what are you thinking now?" He said, "I think I did a pretty good job!"
Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.
First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.
I found the guy hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the jerk. He landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refirgerator from the kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself."
St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then, telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.
Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but he seemed really irate. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was dead, but I landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me."
St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.
Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a refrigerator..."
I went to an ISIS birthday party once. The musical chairs were a bit slow but **** me the pass the parcel was quick.
An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in two years. He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up and showed her his enormous boner.
"Check this out!" he happily exclaimed. "What do you think we should do with it?"
With one eye open, his wife replied, "Well, now that you've got all the wrinkles out, now would be a good time to wash it."
Teacher: "Why are you late this morning?"
pupil: "Its my alarm clock. Everyone got up except me!"
Teacher: How did the alarm clock make you the only one not to get up?"
pupil: "There are eight of us in the my family and the alarm clock was only set for seven."
To celebrate their 35th anniversary, illbetabuck and his wife spend the weekend at an exclusive golf resort. He is a pretty good golfer, but she only just started. When they head down to the golf course after a lavish lunch and a bottle of champagne, they notice a beautiful mansion a couple of hundred yards behind the first hole. "Let's be extra careful, honey," illbetabuck says, "If we damage that house over there, it'll cost us a fortune." his wife nods, tees off and - bang! - sends the ball right through the window of the mansion. "Jesus Christ," ilbetabuck says. "I told you to watch out for that house. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see what the damage is." They walk up to the house and knock on the door. "Come on in," a voice in the house says. The couple open the door and enter the foyer. The living room is a mess. There are pieces of glass all over the floor and a broken bottle near the window. A man sits on the couch. When the couple enter the room, he gets up and says, "Are you the guys who just broke my window?" "Um, yeah," betabuck replies, "sorry about that." "Not at all, it's me who has to thank you. I'm a genie and was trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. You've just released me. To show my gratitude, I'm allowed to grant each of you a wish. But - I'll require one favor in return." "Really? That's great!" the husband says. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem - that's the least I can do. And you, what do you want?" the genie asks, looking at the wife. "I want a house in every country of the world," the wife says. The genie smiles. "Consider it done." "And what's this favor we must grant in return, genie?" illbeabuck asks . "Well, since I've been trapped in that stupid bottle for the last thousand years, I haven't had sex with a woman for a very long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife." illbetabuck scratches his head, looks at the wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all these houses, honey. So I guess I'm fine if it's alright with you." The genie and the wife disappear in a room upstairs and make love for an hour, while the husband stays in the living room. When they are done, the genie rolls over, looks at the wife and asks, "How old exactly is your husband?" "58," she replies. "And he still believes in genies?
3.20 GBX +0.22 (7.32%)
Boris Johnson was questioned about Sirius today. Here's what he said;
"'We'll do everything we can to help" Sirius Minerals mine.
Mr Johnson was asked about potential criticism labelled at the Government over a failure to guarantee a vital loan for the Sirius Minerals mine which has been hit with cash flow problems in recent months.
Campaigners say the Treasury should provide the major project with a “full loan guarantee” which would get it over the finish line.
He said:
I can’t talk about the commercial, specific relations between the Government and individual commercial projects but I can see the attractions of the Sirius project, of course I can, and we’ll do everything we can to help but it’s not easy.
eddshep65,
you couldn't do one on illbetabuck could you.
ffcmember, please don't call him a kipper, I love kippers, anyway he won't be much longer when this sorts itself out.
I've got you on the end of my line, and i'm reeling you in very slowly.
you don't even know what you have posted, a good liar must have a good memory, you are a town hall clock ( four faces )