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Had left side back ache for ages, up to a few months’ ago. Had a few pints to pluck up the courage to visit the local Chinese massage parlour. Basically it was £60 plus £40 for a HJ. I paid the hundred and she seemed a bit insulted when I left after she walked all over my back on her knees. Guess what? Although I couldn’t walk afterwards and she had to do up my shoelaces, I’m totally cured and it’s never come back!! I’ve written off the £40..

Bent Zero. Yes it is boring.

Oh come on, do you really believe all that nonsense?

You’re not THE Mary Berry are you?

Gamestop hahaha, yeah that went well. Mac’s’ “definitely” lolol, better buy some then! This board is truly the hilarious best. Hope Mary is not still in the profession advising clients…

Yes, indeed an amazing“investment”. And on an auspicious AGM life-changing day too!

Yes, she’s having an amazing day! Couldn’t be going better haha

Sorry YB I didn’t mean to upset you. X

Always thought FCAs were pure vanity narcissists. Basically an ACA (which is quite fine) who holds that for a while and fill in a pathetic form. Says a lot.

Anyway, back to the amazing day folks!

It’s Mary’s amazing, stunning day. And the rest of the Monday 23rd clowns.

Silly Mary. Yes today really is so AMAZING!

Jeez. Once again let me give you all insight into tomorrow as a whole and the AGM. NOTHING is going to happen. This crock’s current shares are just continuing their final months of a dying fly.

mary, mary, quite contrary

how does your garden grow?

with silver bells and ****leshells

and ‘eff all is going to change on monday

mary contrary ba (hons) fca

Pompare e scaricare.

Italy in first half of October YB! PFC matters will likely still be hazy then, the fallen knife that keeps delivering

You believe the shorts when they are closing and don’t believe them when they are increasing/holding.

Like doing the lottery whilst still smoking.

AGM hardly likely to be that. Thought you were an FCA.

Well you may have to wait a long time with this pumping dumper, but am off on a Grand Tour of Italy in October. Will report back. Be careful out there getting ahead of yourselves; you lot seem to be into volcanic ash before it was cool.

Haha brilliant. I’m 6ft4 too but perhaps not so good looking. Was with my hat, cravat etc though. Yes £6. One of the bus drivers got lost somewhere on the five mile trip, gawd knows how. So wanged were we that got taxi from railway to musty Travelodge. The staff in the OC were all seriously brilliant. Great banter each and every one of them Some came by special coach from London and some local. It was truly the highlight.

Friday was a complete washout so never even saw the shops or went around the car park! Just sat in the officers’ Club with the missus and drank all the free wine and champagne. Waited an hour for the bus at the end of the day as that Uber cancelled on us but we were so far gone it didn’t matter! £960 odd per ticket but at least we boozed from 10.30 with it…