RE: Therapist7 Jan 2021 19:58
Pelle,
But of course, I'm glad you asked.
As you know it is currently at Nigg getting an overhail to turn it into the floating pleasure palace that the North Sea is crying out for. Got the Platinum Lace fit out team cheap as all on furlough. Three holds being converted as themed areas but room for expansion; Hold One, a standard lap dancing club but with poles that ascend all the way to top deck so performers will descend from above. There's a safety conundrum there as friction is the braking force but you need to be well oiled to avoid some serious chafing. Hold Two is more of a theatrical affair with cabaret seating and the stage dressed as a goat farm with real live goats. The show is original and will be titled "The Dance of the Flaming Trolls" a tale of lies and low self esteem told through the mediums of mime and contemporary dance. Hold Three is my favourite, although it is a bit dark for some, and is called the Ramp Chamber! Watched from an acoustically sealed blacked out room through a one way mirror you witness a series of pivoting platforms forcing a hapless performer one way and then the other unable to control there destiny. Naked at the outset but covered in a tar like solution they slowly get basted in downlike feathers whilst begging forgiveness from the unseen audience.
Hoping to sail away mid May, don't know what tier we will be in then but the first confirmed booking is for the Conservative Party Annual do so should be o.k.
Got to rush, Neil has only escaped again. We need to wash a few feathers off and then get some more padlocks on that straight jacket.
Apologies if you haven't a clue what I am talking about but it is serious and it is about Enquest
GLAXXX