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I'm genuinely worried about your well being Count on how your still "loling" after having your life savings completely decimated and spouting the line which is associated with you but frighteningly inaccurate "Monster Revenue Incoming"?.......As mentioned there are posters on here that generate more income than Bids do single handedly minus the gargantuan losses....... thats how bad this is...... #indenial#
Just off the phone to Dazza as hes having a well deserved fag break and a cup of coffee and after much deliberation hes decided to float himself on the aim market 2020/21 seeing his takings out weigh Bids. What a card.
I can understand why tensions are high Helx now we're staring at the cold hard facts. At least they're out in the open now rather basing investment decisions on "feelings"...That would be sacrilege. Goodness knows where Count is......probably going around The West End holding an ice box asking strangers ......"Do you want a b.ollock?"
Who are you kidding Jabberbahut!!!!!? .....Love how all the invested nerds come on here and blind us with their flowery business spiele to calm the waters and talk about "what ifs"......What if me Uncle had a hymen she'd be me Auntie.....Now lets base this calamity on what we do know.....The current market cap of £17m is toppy as hell......Me mate Dazza "The window cleaner from Bracknell " exceeds Bids revenue and the CEO is coming across shiftier than Arfur Daley........FACT. In a nutshell Bids is completely uninvestable.
So to summarise: £17m mcap.....£150k revenue and £5.3m loss making.......about as appealing to new investment as wiping your backside with high grit sandpaper after a bout of severe haemorrhoids and I'm praying Counts silence isnt because hes signing another declaration form in Dr Mahoods surgery for more removals on his person for cheap top ups in the morning. Tell me it isn't so Count ole bean?
"MONSTER REVENUE INCOMING"........Me mate Dazza.. a one man band who left school with one CSE and lives off coffee n wacky baccy generates more revenue with his sponge....rag and extension pole cleaning windows than Bidstack do......"Million pound business in 18 months"......that line will haunt you Count for a very long time...sealed your fate as a poster to avoid like the plague.
Bloody nora!! 500k spend per month? Where they going for lunch everyday........Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester? Ridiculous.
........If I can break this whole calamity down into simple terms it's a bit like Count in his 20s telling the world he will appear in The Times List as a multi millionaire investor. Now at 35 he works in the London sewers breaking up the fatberger trying to trade during his lunch break.
"Now brace yourself Rodney.......brace yourself"
Congratulations Count on managing every known scripted Ramp cliche in one posting......quite remarkable....Meanwhile......back on planet Earth this has very swiftly gone from a Eureka moment
of inventing the wheel to flicking through the order book of the Sinclair C5.....utterly dire. I took from JDs penultimate podcast that hes far from being on the cusp of big things due to game publishers being somewhat draconian in their ways and will take alot of educating/convincing to marry into Bidstacks offering.
In a way....JD reminds me alot of Count.....inexperienced......over excited and makes big statements that he just cant back up.
............" I'm getting a very strong energy Jilson that big things are around the corner for Count"
That'll be 20st Baz from Frontline Bailiff Solutions coming to remove Counts pink Fiat Cinquecento off the drive.
Saturday night and Count once again embroiled in his web of circumstance.....tying to defend the indefensible whilst the more he trys to escape with his **** n bull the more entangled he becomes. Deary me.
Weds Hours of business 9am -6pm.
It's now 21:22......I can 100% guarantee the money printing machine is not being fuelled as we speak.
#Pinocchio#
Yatak barging his way to take the moral highground as per.....laughable.....what you fail to remember(selective memory) are the poor "lambs to the slaughter" who bought in on the obscene unsubstantiated ramping drivel (40p next week and will keep on going) to name but afew spouted by the very folk on here youre trying to defend whilst the inexperienced feel like they've been hit by a freight train....or am I being obtuse?
Emotionally Count must be in absolute bits......wanting to reel off a band of expletives of his true inner feelings about this s.hitshow but also "keep up appearances" with scripted bull not to scare fresh money away......what a sorry predicament to be in.
.........just when I thought this board couldnt sink any lower....you know you've hit rock bottom when 5 people and counting are recommending "something cookin in the background" based on nothing but Count Duckulas spidey senses. Woeful at best.
.....and so the cycle continues.....Someone posts anything remotely positive and unfounded I hasten to add..... Count latches onto it like some parasitic tick and tries his best...(bless) to blow it completely out of proportion to entice new money into this comical debacle. "Somethings cooking".....another belter out the cliched traders handbook ....Back to reality.... the only thing "cookin" here is Counts meth to give him some respite from the sheer hell hes enduring after falling for Drapers a.k.a Captain Bull.s.hit the "30p x 20"baloney. Have a pleasant weekend.
Underway and fully expect this one to be the biggest.
When you acknowledge the pedigree of the big boys who invested heavily in Memphis Meats recently....(Branson/Gates) you can get bet your bottom dollar they will want to also get in bed with the "fishy" equivalent in Blue Nalu given the opportunity. Genuinely believe we're on the cusp of something major here particularly when Lou Cooperhouse tweets a congrats to his "friends" Memphis meats on their recent fund raise....cryptic perhaps?
Yep....that'll do it Count...haters wont stand a chance in hell.....well saved.