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Good ole Pinocchio......trying to keep face by telling afew porkies that hes miraculously managed to do a Usain and outrun the share price.. now only needing 8p to exit even though in around 15 months he believes Bids will be a "billion pound company" then why mention exiting???...Strewth....Counts stories have more twists....turns....deception...intrigue than an episode of Dallas....never fails to amuse. No doubt when the s.hit hits the fan he'll morph into Kaiser Soze and tell the world hes infact a professional shorter and the jokes on us.

No doubt Count is river dancing his way with a trolley through Cost Co car park for the 30p+ volovants party cause hes seen a bit of blue.......the wise however will off loading afew into the rise.

Night Count. See you for 8am on the dot and dont forget those ruby slippers.

Evening Jilson, Just to inform you that for sometime now I've suspected that either The Natural History Museum....Sir James Dyson or Roman Abramovich are going to make a bid for my 1980s Jimll Fix it badge I've got for swimming in a pool of mint choc chip ice cream currently in a tea chest in the loft.Could be wrong. Dyor. Gla.

Pinocchio still reiterating the same ole kitty litter whilst making up any **** n bull story in the hope of drawing in new crowds to claw back his £10s of thousands down the swanee...shameful...but hey...as ever we've come to expect that from him. More front than Brighton Pier.

"Alexa" ......"Play......Bucks Fizz....the land of make believe for Count"

Nice of Jessica Fletcher to make an appearance on the Sabbath...no doubt you find the life history and origin of the Spinning Jenny "really interesting"also? Dont mind checking myself a little later but have more important matters currently. Like counting the number of swirls on my artex living room ceiling.

I'm deadly serious when I say this. Whichever Bidliever pressed the "recommend" option to Counts "massive massive revenues incoming" go immediately to your nearest tabernacle and say 3 hail marys.

...........Counts off to the Guitar Village to stock up.

Stick my head in for one minute and now Bids bb has descended into The Dick Van Dyke Diagnosis Murder Fanboy Convention...how ridiculous. You clearly know the answers as to why this stock has been oozing non delivery for months but instead you want to put it down to some weird conspiracy theory that 4 evil manipulative cohorts have single handedly brought down the share price?
Alrighty then!!!!!(Sigh)

Count actually saved me a pretty penny today Jilson. Had a substantial wedge in ESL today.....he appears on the BB declaring Tr1s imminent that he'd nicked off of twitter or summit so I knew it was gonna tank like a sack of dung and sure enough.Voila.Tempted to ring up the Guinness book of world records to say I've found the worlds worst trader and unluckiest man. Norris Mcquirter would have a field day.RIP. Infact I'm certain that if Count fell in a barrel full of t.its he'd come up sucking his own thumb.

"Looking good here".......said no one ever.

"I'm buying my retirement right here"....Im picturing it now....Cardboard boxes ...incinerators....fingerless gloves and that sweet smell of stale p.iss.....The Embankment has never been a place I considered to see my days out Count but each to their own.

Just came in from out of the cold...its fcukin brutal out there! (I'm not talking about the weather) Count can take some comfort in that its not just his beloved Bidders that's taking an absolute hammering. A 1% cash ISA never looked so frickin appealing. "Come back Howard Brown.......I'm sorry ....alls forgiven"

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Ahhh the prodigal son of Bids returns 2hr 49mins in after a heart warming farewell speech? He says what he means and he means what he says. Sort of.
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Go and have a cup of coffee and a lie down Count....honestly......its definitely time you handed the Bids debating baton to a stronger candidate. You to Bids is as bad as Warrick Davis representing GB in the world triple jump championships. Jilson has been a gentleman and a scholar of late towards you and has made his points about Bids...whether negative or not in a coherent and succinct manner.

June 2020......3p....."The boom is coming!"
Sep 2020.........1p...."Cheap as chips"
Dec 2020.........0.5p..." Top up time"
Jan 2021........0.1p......"Bargain territory"
March 2021....0.005p...."No brainer"
June 2021.......0.0000000000002p....."Monster revenue"

Delist............Count........"Go get the guitar"

Spot on Helx....no doubt Drapers in his office being proactive........booking a weekend Doberman Pincher dog handling course and getting quotes for state of the art alarm systems for when Count "comes a knockin". The 5ft barb wire perimeter fence wont keep a disgruntled Count out when his £30k is reduced to behind the sofa shrapnel.
Meanwhile the Bidlievers will be drowning out whats actually occurrin with Count on guitar holding hands singing Katrina and the waves"I'm walking on sunshine. Chronic.

I'm sure if TW and the gang are reading your post Count they'll be cuddling their loved ones that much tighter this evening. I'll be completely honest though fella that this pattern from the dizzy heights of 36p to now has all the hallmarks of its predecessor.....R.I.P Fibtug(old joke).....same into the abyss chart.....greedy bod....and revenue figures you could achieve yourself with a little overtime. As for hating you...I'm sorry you think so badly of me. Actually thought of you today when I was approached by a gypsy woman in town offering me lucky heather...."Good luck ma darlin"... I declined but told her about the Bidlievers group who need a shed load of it.