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Count on Bidlievers................"Go get the guitar"
You see Yatak .....you do have a personality when you look hard enough.... that's why I moved you up one position on the list of people you'd never want to sit next to at a dinner party.
Mart........and after all of your 57 exquisitely written pages of Bidstack diatribe beautifully packaged for any non Bidlievers ....who's called it right so far?
There are over 8000 nerve endings in the clitoris Count and not one is as sensitive as you regarding your position here. I mean you claim youre perfectly relaxed with your investment and the fluctuations in the SP but yet your like a crazed chihuahua on heat when someone posts a balanced contrarian viewpoint. I think it's all too consuming for you atm......Why don't you get your own personal Samwise Gamgee who can ease an already troubled mind and off load the burden for you? Put an ad out on the Bidlievers site? Worth a pop?
Count seems rather chipper tonight Jilson?. Maybe hes got some hot of the press news from that damn Bidliever site of Bids collaborating with Jet Set Willy or Chuckie Egg?
Count dear...If there's ever a finer example of a poster being grossly over exposed and skeptical about his own investment you my friend win by a country mile. I'd honestly rather listen to a scratched LP of Meat is murder by The Smiths than have to read your regurgitated nonsensical ramp bile a moment longer. No doubt you'll run along to the JD fanboys club for reassurance and look forward to the arranged Bidlievers ramblers fell walk in the Lake District come spring. Utterly painful.
Word on the street is Bidlievers is now slowly morphing into 3 support groups.....CAB.....The Priory and a tech version of Alcoholics Anonymous.
" Morning everyone.......we have a new member today.....would you like to stand up and introduce yourself?"
"Hi.........I'm Count and I.......I.......I."
"Go on"
"I own £30k worth of Bids shares at 30p"
( Pin drop)."Well Done mate.....that's err...thats really courageous to own up to that.
It was planes and runways yesterday.....tonight its trains.....what's next.....automobiles? Oh Count ....you're a calamity....you're trying to promote/sell Bids to a shrewd and stubborn market like your flogging Cillit bang at your local Asda. You'd honestly struggle to sell fresh fish to starving seals....its that bad. The market unfortunately has spoken and they're not buying it......literally. 5p beckons.
"More mindless drivel"...........Fair enough Fursake......however.....if at any point you have pressed the"recommend" option to Counts "I'm a Bidliever.......Dont sell your Golden tickets.....Monster bloody revenue" guff you're guilty as charged of being a hypocrite. .......You have haven't you?
2pm..........Prayer
230pm.......Singalong of "I'm a bidliever" by the Monkees with Count on scraper board and triangle.
245pm..........Room 101....Helx.....Synge.....The Chancers....Jilson....Amir....or all of the above?
3pm........Browse properties in excess of £1 million in the Cotswolds on Rightmove for the inevitable 50p.
330pm......Discussing new ways of ramping up the share price without using "Monster revenue incoming "
4pm.........Counts testes removal story and where he got the best price for them to average down.
430pm.........All invert screens to believe shareprice is going up. Ignore monthly chart.
4.45pm...........Closing Singalong......"Kumbayaa my lord"
..............."I believe Bids will be a £Billion pound company in 12/18months"...........Still gets me to this day. Absolute howler and could possibly go down in Aim Folklore as one of the funniest one liners.............ever.
"Morale in the Count Camp has reached rock bottom. Not only am I out of t.urd polish theres only so much of singing "I'm a bidliever by The Monkees" all afternoon I can take over on the Bidliever.com. Exhausting. Caps lock on monster revenue has run its course and I've now resorted to extraction of my gold fillings ala the nazis to average down further. I'm starting to think my posts are about as useful as an Anne Frank drumkit but I cant let that Helx character get the better of me. Even though hes proved to be correct. Time and time again. Off again to the Offy....hopefully Ranjit stocked up on Tennants Super. Another long and sleepless night ahead"
Count : "Myself...I don't worry about the day to day share price...."
Counts employer: " Count. Please sit down. You do know why we've brought you in today? There's been a number of complaints by staff and customer's that you're constantly looking at your phone and everytime you do you mutter "FFS " We at The Carphone Warehouse cannot tolerate this kind of behaviour"
The road back to 6p has begun.
Let's face it Count.....you would strongly agree with absolutely anything remotely rampy to salvage some coin back. Even if Bidstack were to announce via Rns Towies Mark Wright and Joey Essex becoming CEO and CFO forthwith you'd still be singing from the roof tops "Game changer"thats how much youre in the dunny.
It's worse than I thought. Counts now sold his deluxe family mobile home.
I can only imagine what those poor lambs to the slaughter have had to endure over on the "Bidliever" chat...."the epitomy of cheese I hasten to add".....probably ramp tennis all afternoon....."Million pound company in the making" 15/love........"monster revenue"......30/love...."JD is the real deal" 40/love......."three years in..........Game...set ....match Count. Painful and an accident waiting to happen...meanwhile....me mate Dazza the window cleaner from Bracknell has had confirmation today from LSE to float himself on the markets seeing his revenue just edged that of Bids. His ticker Code is "DAZ1" same as his registration plate on his Renault Kangoo. Losses last year ...again.. better than Bids with a slight overspend on chamois leathers....vanilla trees and Adidas tracksuits.
Couldnt agree more Jalapem. Joined.
No doubt with today's rise Counts recreated Middle Earth in his bedroom....jumping around with glee ala Gollum as if hes discovered "The one ring to rule them all" and longingly staring at his signed framed photo of JD declaring "my precioussssssssssssss".....enjoy it while it lasts before reality bites and your back to terra firma with an almighty bump. "The return of the placing" is the last part of this sorry fable. No doubt Counts continuing his celebrations and booked the O2 to tell friends and family they can hand in their P45s tomorrow......Strewth.
................cause he knows hes in for a free lunch......literally.....at The Gavroche every day of the week. Courtesy of the angry mob.
How can you go from 36p x 25 on the cusp of mahoosive things in the pipeline with many interested big named parties eyeing us up(got to be very careful what I say) blahdy blah to now sounding like the company is completely in its infancy as if Draper discovered the tech last night in his bedroom at his mum and dads house?.......Shambolic.