RE: The Rights of Nature Abused10 Apr 2019 00:38
Oi you, over there. Yes you (bloke is about 10km away in the Beetaloo, just imagine a loudhailer or something), what do you think you're doing?
'I'm avin a piss mate (conveniently, said bloke also has a loudhailer), 'what's it to you?'
I'm from the 'Peoples Liberation Front for the Protection of Water Sources for Indiginous People, and you appear to be contaminating the water supply.'
'But I am an indiginous person; been pissing here no problem for at least 30 years.'
'Well, would you mind stopping because I've come all the way from Perth to protest and you're just not helping.'
'Tell you what mate, why don't you reverse split (see what I did there) and leave us to take care of things. Indiginous does not mean retarted, we can take care of ourselves.'
'But I'm a condescending lefty liberal, what else am I going to do?'
'You might try getting a job - aww feck, now I've caught me wanger in me zip.'
Lefty Liberal runs off to write his report, 'These People Need Our Help.'
Sorry guys and gals for any offence - I've consumed a considerable amount of alcohol this evening, read the posts and just sort of went with the flow.
Best of luck to everyone