Wanderer Returns12 Oct 2021 09:37
BBC Newsbreak - Over to our man on the ground. What seems to be happening there ?
Well since around 8-00am this morning, suddenly this strange noise appeared from just the other side of the hill. As it got closer it could only be described as a sort of strange murmuring sound, until as it revealed itself it was a sight not many of us have seen as swathes & swathes of idiots appeared making their way back to villages from all over the land.
I stopped one of them and asked what had prompted this march and why now, and this is what he had to say.
“Some of us have been here quite a few weeks now and we heard murmurings that our positions back in the villages across the land had started to be challenged. We just had to get back before we lost our position, it’s a simple as that”
So there you have it, the idiots are returning back to their villages in biblical numbers.
What a sight.
Back to the studio for the weather.