Member Info for Skwizz

"but I do get nervous on the choppers"

As the actress said to.., never mind.

All the vitriol of a perennial nine year old walking home and taking his football with him.
If only he'd known about the offside rule, maybe the other boys wouldn't have laughed at him.

Lolololol.
Keep trying.
https://www.barchart.com/stocks/quotes/UKOG.LN/opinion

LOL !!!

I've traded £1.5m in BP this year eels, apart from those shares I hold for regular dividends.
That's ten times anything I've done here.
I think I've posted twice on BP's board in that.
Meanwhile, let's review your wisdom again, shall we?
Always good fun.

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Gideons
Sat 08:30
Skwizz have you read yesterday FT :))
BP is under pressure to sever its ties with Rosneft over the Russian energy group’s central role providing fuel to Vladimir Putin’s armed forces, which are engaged in a bloody assault on Ukraine.
Rosneft, in which UK-listed BP holds a 19.75 per cent stake, is one of the country’s largest crude oil producers and a main supplier of fuel to the Russian military.
UK business secretary Kwasi Kwarteng summoned Bernard Looney, chief executive of BP, to a crisis meeting on Friday as the company faces calls from opposition MPs to divest its stake in Rosneft.
;)

Gideons
Sat 09:21
Early days Skwizz.
BP will crash.

Gideons
Sat 16:21
Lol.
If BP goes, the Skwizz goes with it. :)))

Gideons
Sat 19:06
It's not looking good for your beloved BP Skwizzy. Looks like you are gonna get burnt :)

Gideons
Sat 19:07
Big time :)))))
Gideons
Sat 22:46
Skwizzy you been Bragging about you fabulous profits and deals on this BB for years.
It amuses me to see what will become of you and your very unfashionable BP shares . I hope you get what you deserve :)

Gideons
Sat 22:47
Let me assure you you don't look so clever now :)

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Lolololol

LMAO!
Enjoy your hol's Penguins (Antarctic? heheh).

Eels, I'm up quite a bit more than 10,000% here since my first investment in 2017.
What have you done, other than troll this board with your delusions?

I wasn't there but there wouldn't have been much left of that guy to drag out, had I been.
I'm not very sympathetic of the ER morons, or anything about them.

Poor ole Fussynut.
Funny how fate can turn on ya.
;)

"Now you know who to filter if you don't want to hear someone venting their anger to a psychiatrist called LSE every day."
"Then move on if you feel that way inclined. Why hang around!? Does this do your mental health any good being here?"

Physician, heal thyself.

* vent

"Move on then. It’s that simple, relieve yourself. Your essays will stop then."

Physician, heal thyself!

"something ells"

I saw what you did there..!
;)

I think that's what one of the recent RNS's stated.

"if british people were true patriots they would buy the shares in this company."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Adding to my "UKOG CLassics" file.

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Simply rub on for an instant quick dose of rose-tinted fantasy.
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"InvesterInvester
Posted in: UKOG 01 Dec 2018 14:43
Posts: 1,405
Price: 1.45
Strong Buy
Why on Earth.....
... is the SP so low ? just can't understand it !!"

I know what assume makes, but I would've assumed.., they were offloaded during the P&D.
They bought em for 0.09p and they went to 0.12 in three days.
25% would've been too much to resist (providing there was no selling delay clause).

*Slaps JustBe.

Snap out of it, man!
You're hysterical!
;)

Oooop!
Dissent in the camp.

He's just this nutter.