Coco - the rap song31 Dec 2025 13:49
Yo, pull up the LSE, check the latest on the feed,
There’s a poster in the group planting every gloomy seed.
They call him COC the Clown, always painting it black,
While the rest of us are waiting for the gold to hit the stack.
He’s typing out his "doomsday," saying "everything will fail,"
While we’re watching ECR finally set the sail.
He ignores the news, ignores the facts we’ve found,
Just a circus in the comments from the local forum clown.
(Chorus)
Oh COC, put the red nose away,
The Raglan Play is coming, and it’s here to stay.
From Blue Mountain peaks to the wash plant’s roar,
We’re heading for production—you’re just pacing the floor.
Yeah, the gold is in the pan, and the future’s looking bright,
While you’re stuck in the basement, turning out the light.
(Verse 2)
Check the RNS from yesterday—the 30th of December,
A date for the bulls and the bears to remember.
The Raglan acquisition? Yeah, that deal is finally DONE,
Paid in full, A$1.01 million, we’re having all the fun.
A turnkey operation, 60 tonnes an hour to spin,
But COC is in the corner, still claiming it’s a sin.
He’s crying about the "dilution" or some imaginary ghost,
While the company is prepping for a January roast.
(Verse 3)
Then there’s Blue Mountain, where the coarse gold is clear,
Drilling results so high, it should conquer any fear.
6.52 grams per cubic metre in the ground,
That’s the kind of treasure where the real wealth is found.
It’s the "stepping stone" for Raglan, a dual-pronged attack,
With $76 million in tax losses to keep the profits on track.
But COC is posting memes about a "sinking ship,"
While we’re watching the chart take a steady upward trip.
(Outro)
So keep your doom and gloom, keep your "it’s all a scam,"
We’re busy building value, not a forum telegram.
The wash plant is hummin’, the personnel are on the move,
2026 is the year we finally find the groove.
So long, COC—the joke is on you,
The gold is coming up, and there’s nothing you can do.
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