RE: Out in the Moonlight & Deal ain’t far away10 Aug 2021 01:18
Evening Tilly me old mate!
Here’s a nautical joke for you and the shipmates!
A crab and a lobster are secretly dating.
Pretty soon, the lobster tires of the lying and tells her father, who then forbids her to see the crab anymore.
“It’ll never work,” he says to her. “Crabs walk sideways and we walk straight.”
“Please,” she begs her father. “Just meet him once. I know you’ll like him.”
Her father finally relents and agrees to a one-time meeting, and she runs off to share the good news with her crab boyfriend
On the BIG day, he walks the entire way to the lobster’s house and knocks on the door.
His girlfriend opens the door and the crab walks straight through the door.
Oh darling, she shouts, you’ve changed, just for me!
“Get out of my way” slurs the crab, “I’m pis sed”
Gla
Standing on the porch, and seeing the crab walking towards him, the lobster dad yells to his daughter…..