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Wake me up when September 202[X] ends

LoL

Saddest week on record? Here come the 100s?

Hello 100s soon?

Thoughts?

Heading towards another RECORD WEEK of SADNESS

'This thing of ours' always goes down (period)

Reverse Midas has done it again

It’s nice to see more people moving through the stages.

Even James the clueless (aka Reverse Midas) has finally accepted what a dog of a share this was. After years of relentless screaming and kicking, hoping/coping (this will rocket in 2023, 'burn you scum', bin juice, 'technicals') as a desperate bull (fool), he has now arrived at his final recommendation:

“Should 'of' diversified.”

BAHAHAHAHA

(PS: Of course the other stocks he backed - like BOO - have also turned to poop.)

"Should of diversified" !!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone doesn't like my songs.....

(thank you for the profits)

It’s the end of the week as we know it

It’s the end of the week as we know it

It’s the end of the week as we know it

And another sad week for ASOS

James the Clueless wakes each morning

Coffee brewing, hope reforming

Opens laptop, price is red

Posts “This is the year” — since ’23

Four long years, the same refrain

Groundhog Day again, again

King Midas — but inverse touch

Everything he backs drops just as much

Old punders gone, new ones spawning

Rocket emojis every morning

“Breakout soon,” the lines are drawn

Same old cope goes on and on

It’s the end of the week as we know it

It’s the end of the week as we know it

It’s the end of the week as we know it

And another sad week for ASOS

ASOS Beauty, saviour story

“Global brand,” recycled glory

Next week surely, this will run

“£4 by Sept” — here we come

And he feels fine (every time) ☕📉

CMON LADS

LETS HYPE THIS BABY UP!!!

GOOGLE TRENDS !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Do I smell HYPE cooking?

..... takeover talk again......... technicals pointing updwards....... shorts not increasing...........turnaround working........ lets wait for next update.........2026 the turnaround year.........ASOS going into beauty........

will likely be £4 by summer and £10 by Christmas............

HYPE ME, HYPE ME

🎵 She’s a Lady (Eternal Bull Blues) 🎵

“Turnaround working!” — same post again

“Debt going down!” — they’ve typed it since ten

“Big Mike’s coming, the big boys all know”

Ship’s been “turning” but won’t seem to go

Rates will drop, then she’s bound to fly

If she doesn’t — it’s war, or that orange guy

Ignore Shein, “they’re nothing,” they say

While another new low prints on the day

Technical wizards draw lines to the sky

Targets untouched as the years roll by

Old bulls vanish, new prophets appear

“Four by September!” — which September, dear?

🎵 Oh, oh, oh — she’s a lady… she’s a lady…

Talking ’bout ASOS — she’s the old lady… 🎵

Every dip’s “the last chance to buy”

Every bounce means the squeeze is nigh

Threads go quiet when hope expires

Then relight with fresh new liars

Same script, just different names

Same bold calls, same tired claims

Years go by, but one thing stays:

Oh, oh, oh — she’s a lady… she’s a lady…

Talking ’bout ASOS — she’s the old lady…

EPIC!

Approaching 4 years of sadness

ASOS LETTER TO THE 400s (leaked)

Why have you forsaken me?

In your eyes forsaken me

In your thoughts forsaken me

In your heart forsaken me, oh

ASOS love letter to the 400s:

It's been a long time without you, my friend

And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again

... If I see you again

🎶 She moves in mysterious ways 🎶

⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Another SAD week for ASOS comes to a close!

Thank you for tuning in, and thank you for the profits

I think she might be allergic.. to the 300s…