RE: Another sad day for ASOS26 Nov 2025 11:36
How long must a shareholder wait,
Before this stock turns blue?
How many dips must we sit through now,
Before it stops being so mean?
Yes, and how many times must results come out,
Before the market stops being obscene?
And how many slides of hype must we read,
Promising “more jam later” in the scheme?
The answer, my friend, is waitin’ yet again,
The answer’s waitin’ yet again.
How long can a share price stay so low,
Before it finally sees the sky?
How many times can hope bounce back,
Before it’s crushed when numbers fly?
Yes, and how many quarters must ASOS guide,
’Til revenue actually climbs high?
The answer, my friend, is waitin’ yet again,
The answer’s waitin’ yet again.
How many upgrades must analysts write,
Before one actually comes true?
How many "turnarounds" will we hear about,
Before EBITDA really pulls through?
Yes, and how much longer will shareholders chant,
"This MUST be the year it’s due!"
The answer, my friend, is waitin’ yet again,
The answer’s waitin’ yet again.