RE: T W Opticians Appointment Confirmed4 Feb 2021 16:55
Dear T W
We understand that you were not happy with your eye-test today. We can confirm that the results are as you can see, but we also understand that you currently have a detached retina. Actually you are detached from reality, but as professionals (unlike yourself) we have to say the problem is with your retina which in your case, under the medical term it is known as “Short-sighted”
I thought it would be advisable to provide you with a written copy of your prescription, which you could, if you prefer, take to Specsaveeeeers.
Left Eye: £0.79 Right Eye: £0.80
Now you may be screwing up your eyes but as my shares in ZOE are worth over six figures you may now “have seen the light” as to why I had to retort to your nonsense. Please be aware that your “short-sightedness” will make you go blind (and insane)
RKB
PS Specsaveeeeers Optical Group Ltd is a British multinational optical retail chain, which operates mainly in the UK, Ireland, Australasia and the Nordic countries. The chain offers optician services for eyesight testing and sells glasses, sunglasses, and contact lenses. It also sells hearing aids. Due to Covid-19 social distance requirements you will be handed a free copy of T W’s recent research, which we take no responsibility, if it makes your eyes pop-out.