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Alfachomp had me going for a while :-)

Bad taste? I apologise unreservedly if that is how my post came across. It was not my intention to give offense to anyone.

numpty5, you started it!

I wouldn't dream of suggesting that it's funny. After all, I had my own shot across the bows quite recently and there wasn't anything the slightest bit funny about that.

"Life is a short warm moment, and death is a long cold rest." Or, as my sister the nurse would say, "Life's terminal."

God bless you all and keep you.

I can't let you get away with that, numpty5!

A chap goes to his doctor. The doc says, "It's bad news, I'm afraid." The chap says, "I can take it, doc, just tell me how long I've got?"

"5."

"Five what? Years, months?"

"4, 3, 2...."

That's not good news, so sorry to hear it. You are in my thoughts and prayers.

To the best of my knowledge and belief, that's all they ever said - the dividend policy was all that has ever been stated.

Now you mention it...

@numpty5, how are the fingers doing?

I fail to see what could be remotely controversial about pointing out that a privately owned and run forum is by definition undemocratic. The owner makes the rules, we are to abide by them or suffer the consequences. It'd be nice if you pointed out which particular rule it was that I broke?

JSE listing deferred? As you say, you're guessing. Dividend suspended? No dividend has ever been declared, so it cannot have been suspended. You're not worth reading any more, green bin.

@CD1234, shot in foot by self, methinks. In the green bin.

Looks like he's been nuked for this evening.

I've never pushed the "Report Post" button so often in my life!

"Pieces of sky" - I like that :-) A very good analogy.

Heard on my local radio station the other day:

"My husband pinned a map of the world to the wall and handed me a dart. 'Wherever this lands, is where we'll have a holiday when all this is over.' It seems we're going for two weeks away behind the fridge."

Pal, you're on your own with that one :-)

Be still my beating heart! I can't wait!

They're all unhinged, IMHO - it seems to be a prerequisite for the job.

I'm glad you have made a good recovery and I wish you all the best for the hand function. I'd go so far as to say "fingers crossed!"

Inquiring minds wish to know!