RE: W5 Jun 2019 17:36
Where is all the noise promised by MM?
WRES should be on the Great British Bake off:-
Something like this…please edit as you see fit.
Step 1: Firstly you need the oven luke warm, but not hot, and be prepared to lower the temperature at all times.
Step 2: Add some off the ingredients (rock, licences, kit, choccy biscuits and brooms) into a mixing bowl , but not all, well why would you want steel girders and struts in the mix. Don’t worry about sieving, just smash. This process can be completed over a number of days, weeks months or years. Try to avoid fermentation, other kitchen users will not appreciate this. Tends to cause a stink.
Extra step option:- Photograph the mix, DO NOT distribute. Makes nice memories though.
Step 3: Now, dilute this down.
Step 4: Now give some of the mix away. Note that the mix must still be incomplete at this point.
Step 5: Give it a quick stir, ideally two of three times using a Vox blender or Proactive Mixer
Step 6: Now ring your mum and tell her how amazingly well the mix is coming together.
Step 7: Now dilute some more – your mum will undoubtedly remind you to do this.
Step 8: Now, here is the really important bit, you must leave the mix. It doesn’t matter how long you leave the mix for, just leave it. Busy yourself elsewhere in the kitchen. Perhaps consider having another mix on the go at the same time. Convince yourself that it can be left. This can get confusing, so make sure you have experience. Don’t worry, experience isn’t always necessary, but at least tell yourself (and anyone that will listen) that experience is important and how well you have made this mix before.
Step 9 and 10 are illegible (abrasion due to reading the same lines over and over and over and over again). Fear not, we can bodge it from here or just turn on the Directors Talk smoke machine. Where you see the word ‘value’, just ignore it and move on to step 11.
Step 11: This is now crucial. Pop the ingredients into the luke warm oven. Any signs of sizzling, remove from the oven immediately. Leave for an unspecified time and don’t tell anyone about it.
Step 12: Repeat Steps 1 -11.