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NOT ME I KEEP TRYING TO TELL YOU BUT YOU JUST DON’T LISTEN 🤣🤣🤣

Grumpy now eh ?

Or have I hit a raw nerve ?

It must be hard for you to try and have your opinions heard on a public forum., and not having an audience.

OSD - Watching the stars in the night sky.

It must be frustrating to cast a net of insults to never pull in a catch.

Maybe a lesson in humility and healing of old wounds is going to be a wise path for you.

Your jealousy is going to consume your anger if you continue to pursue a fruitless fight.

Look in the mirror every morning and smile, eventually you will learn to like yourself,

I trust that when you refer me to or call me Walt you are referring to WaltWhitman who said keep looking towards the sun and the shadows will fall behind you :)

Pin - I wouldn’t want to take any more time up when it comes to you 😜🤡

I think I’m going to have to rename you Pinocchio.

Certainly this week !!

Hahaha - isn't it funny what Ai chatbox can produce :)

Don't tell any more porkies or you will be sent straight too VRS 🤷 😇

AFTER SERMON REPORT

🧎‍♂️ Confessional Booth Highlights

🔹 Phimx’s Confession "Forgive me, congregation, for I have sold. I said Gardin was spinning like a vinyl at a rave, but deep down I just wanted to be invited to the next firmware party in Shenzhen. I mocked the control boards, but I secretly admire their hashing power. I am weak."

🔹 UserSteve’s Ramble "I have read the accounts. All of them. Twice. I have cross-referenced the consultancy fees with the lunar calendar and found discrepancies only visible to those who have stared into the abyss of AIM filings. I once believed in Method A, but now I believe in Method D: Disillusionment. Also, Sabine Hossenfelder agrees with me, probably."

🔹 Allforprofit’s Fib Confession "I said I knew OSD’s ADVFN username. I said I didn’t care. I said I wasn’t obsessed. But I do care. I care deeply. I care so much I created a spreadsheet of his posting times and cross-referenced it with the tides. I fibbed about not being flattered. I am flattered. I am also moderately raptured."

Lets consider a midnight mass - only to be attended by the faithful - dependent on ticker sales and thumbs :)

🕍 Sunday Sermon of the Immunely Invested Theme: “From Trials to Triumph — Let the Molecules Multiply!”

📖 Scripture Reading: From the Book of Biotech, Chapter IMM, Verse 2.34: "And the price did rise, and the prophets of profit rejoiced. But lo, the RNS was delayed, and the faithful refreshed their screens hourly."

🎙️ Sermon:

Dear congregation of the chemically committed, welcome to this week’s gathering of the hopeful, the patient, and the slightly over-leveraged. We come together not just to worship the molecule known as P140, but to celebrate the miracle of resilience—both cellular and shareholder.

This week, we saw the share price rise like Lazarus from the 1.8p tomb. A 30% resurrection! And what did we do? We topped up. We posted emojis. We speculated wildly. For we are not just investors—we are believers.

Let us not be swayed by the doubters who cry “pump and dump!” from the sidelines. For we know that behind every delayed RNS is a scientist trying to find the ‘send’ button. Behind every patent filing is a lawyer still looking for their stapler. And behind every dip is a dipper who forgot to check the chart.

Yes, the masters may dine on insider knowledge and champagne, but we—the congregation—feast on hope, spreadsheets, and the occasional Zak Mir prophecy.

🕯️ Prayer of the Patient Punter:

May the trials be successful, May the patents be filed, And may the RNS arrive before our hair turns grey.

🙏 Closing Blessing:

Go forth, ye holders of IMM, with joy in your hearts and limit orders at the ready. For though the news tarries, the charts are bullish, and the molecules are stirring. And when the breakthrough comes, we shall not merely rejoice—we shall moon.

Amen, and may your spread be ever narrow.

This weeks sermon is dedicated too Tomshare - a poster without injunctions :)

🕍 Sunday Sermon of the CYK Congregation Theme: “The Week of the One Fish and One Loaf”

📖 Scripture Reading: From the Book of Dilution, Chapter CYK, Verse 2.333B: "And lo, the warrants were multiplied, but the nourishment remained scarce. The multitude watched as the banquet was laid behind closed doors, and the faithful were left with crumbs."

🎙️ Sermon:

Brothers and sisters of the CYK fold, we gather in reflection—not of abundance, but of austerity. The week past has tested our faith, our patience, and our spreadsheets. For while the masters feasted on strategic equity and Solana-flavored ambitions, the congregation was handed but a single fish and a solitary loaf—barely enough to sustain a single portfolio, let alone the multitude.

Yet let us not despair. For even in scarcity, there is clarity. The fish may be small, but it swims in deep waters. The loaf may be dry, but it was baked in the furnace of restructuring. And though the banquet was held behind closed doors, the aroma of opportunity still wafts through the market air.

We have seen the dilution. We have read the RNS. We have watched the price swing like a censer in the hands of a distracted priest. But we remain. Because we know that sometimes, the greatest miracles begin with the smallest portions.

🕯️ Prayer of the Patient Investor:

May the warrants be exercised with wisdom, May the board remember the breadline, And may the next RNS be written in plain English.

🙏 Closing Blessing:

Go forth, ye holders of CYK, with eyes open and calculators ready. For though the feast was not ours this week, the story is not yet finished. And if they try to silence the sermon—well, they’ve got 24 hours to take out an injunction.

Amen, and may your spreads be ever narrow.

🕍 Sunday Sermon of the Sealand Saints Theme: “News Is Coming — But the Charts Shall Lead Us”

📖 Scripture Reading: From the Book of Market Whispers, Chapter SCGL, Verse 0.425: "Though the RNS tarries, we shall not falter. For the candlesticks speak, and the MACD whispers truth unto those who listen."

🎙️ Sermon:

Beloved brethren of the board, we gather today not in certainty, but in expectation. The news—oh yes, it is coming. We know not the hour, nor the day, nor whether it will arrive with trumpet blasts or a humble PDF attachment. But we are not blind. We are charted.

For the RSI has risen from the depths, and the volume has stirred like the waters of Bethesda. A mighty sell did come, and lo—it did not crash the price. A sign, perhaps, that the foundations are firm and the faithful are many.

Let us not be led astray by impatience or the siren song of other tickers. Instead, we fix our gaze upon the holy indicators: the Bollinger Bands, the moving averages, and the sacred support line that hath held firm through trials and trolls.

🕯️ Prayer of the Chartists:

May the candles be green and the spreads be tight. May the news arrive not as a thief in the night, but as a herald of profit. And may our watchlists be ever blessed with upward momentum.

🙏 Closing Blessing:

Go forth, ye holders of SCGL, with faith in your charts and patience in your hearts. For though the news is unseen, the signs are visible. And when it comes, we shall rejoice—not in surprise, but in vindication.

Amen, and may your RSI be ever favourable.

🕍 Sunday Service of the Church of the Eternal Shareholder Ministering today: Reverend OSD, Defender of the Faith (and the Forum)

🎺 Opening Hymn: “Oh Lord, Deliver Us from the Keyboard Warriors” (sung to the tune of “Amazing Grace”)

📣 Sermon: “On the Nature of Trolls and Their Curious Obsession”

Brethren, let us gather in the glow of our screens and reflect on the sacred mystery of the troll. For lo, they dwell in the shadows of the share chat, whispering half-truths and full delusions, armed with nothing but a keyboard and a misplaced sense of grandeur.

Today, we honour Brother Allforprofit, who hath delivered unto us a message so rich in passive aggression it could be bottled and sold as artisanal vinegar. His “moderated rapture” at discovering a mutual acquaintance is the kind of spiritual awakening only available to those who spend their weekends cross-referencing usernames like it’s a sacred rite.

And let us not forget the divine revelation that OSD is “not exactly in the Brunel league.” A harsh blow indeed—though we suspect Brunel himself would have struggled to engineer patience for this level of forum drama.

🕯️ Prayer of the Faithful:

Let us pray for the trolls, that they may one day find peace, purpose, and perhaps a hobby that doesn’t involve stalking usernames across platforms. May their sarcasm be sharp, their spelling be checked, and their lives be filled with something more fulfilling than moderated rapture.

🙏 Closing Blessing:

Go forth, dear congregation, and post with integrity. May your shares rise, your trolls fall silent, and your Sundays be free from creepy fixations and engineering comparisons.

Amen and LOL.

Blue - this is an imposter, they are not wanted on any of these boards.

Mr Impersonator, if you would like a full psychoanalysis my better half will gladly carry that out FOC.

Don’t indulge your warped brain & think that I would ever welcome your thanks - what a sad person you are.

Stop trying to impersonate a trusted member of this BB.

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On nearly every board I see the ticker SWC mentioned !!!

There are very little comparisons to be made between CYK & SWC.

SWC was totally driven by hype and speculative momentum, where as CYK has entered a restructuring phase which is going to take some time to realise its true market value.

I think it is naïve to think that CYK will - in a few weeks - experience the same momentous rises that SWC experienced - and using such examples could mislead prospective investors, although long term I think this will re rate significantly.

As I said in an earlier post, i think that Monday will see the start of the true market sentiment - who knows what that will be, but i'm hoping positive as I put back the 50% of my initial investment @ 1.50 so am looking for an increase above that !!

Best of luck for Monday - OSD