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PPl are correct when they say that this share moves quickly, and sometimes with very little volume - i have this gut feeling that news is on the way & put this back to the 3 - 4p level.

J&J contract may just be the start.

OSD

Oh another one let out after having to dry the bed sheets.

Phimx - Nice deflection 🤡 I WASN'T THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTION - YOU WERE !!!

Now go and email the company and spare us the unnecessary reading you're getting boring.

Surprising that the SP is not well in advance of where it is now - ppl showing caution - I added another small amount yesterday, and will be holding until news drops - seems like a no brainer or is it just me ?

Phimx - you post the following :

Can someone explain how mining with an FPGA in a live mining pool can produce a quantitive material advantage.

There is an email for QBT - maybe ask the experts.

In fact instead of asking the board here who are obviously not as knowledgeable as the QBT BODS then direct all future enquiries through them, it will cut out the middle man ( us ) and get straight to the oracles.

Obviously there will be a good reason not to consult them !!

Ask yourself the question - If you wanted a specific book on a subject, would you go to a car boot sale, or would you go to the library. The answer seems clear to me, but I haven't considered all the other factors like - do i need fuel on the way, and are there any charging points to access, or what if the subject has been updated whilst thinking of such travelling issues.

In fact Phimx, you carry on as normal, I will ask the BODs to explain in the next RNS !!

GOOD MORNING ALL - another day of doubt :)

Another day of manipulation - I hope not - when the SP falls too 12.60 and ppl paying 13+ all over the place, you have to ask why ??

Let the market decide !!

The only raise here is going to be the SP :) NO FUNDING REQ'D - Read the RNS :)

All4loss - Isn't it good to have your words read far and wide - I never realised that I had such influence - must make some ppl very joyful to have such a regular dependable poster to listen too 😉

OSD - Out checking for large crustaceans on the Aegean seabed.

Good morning all,

Firstly thank you for the comments made re - Sunday service, lets hope I can release the sermon to include the hymn - Rise up !! ( and don't sell out :) )

The reach of P140 is going to be considerable in all respects - only a matter of time before news drops here - as i type we are going in the right direction !!!

GLA.

NO !!

Sunrise at 7.00 a.m. it’s only going to be 30 dgrs today.

You’re right though summers end for some is here we need a communication.

Good evening brethren- you may have noticed Phimx’s new favourite words and sayings

1. Head’s up

2. Sucker

Is this a sublime way of Phimx eventually coming out 🤨

JT - long time - been here lighting candles since January 8th - holy moly day or 1.3p - whichever sounds better.

Welcome to the gathering & dog bless you.😇

Phimx without all4loss’s thumb up you wouldn’t have any - not a good endorsement of your opinions is it - must be sad to be so lonely.

Never mind tomorrow isn’t far away and all the other little trolls will be out to play again 🤡

Beware - it’s dangerous doubting the word of Dog on Sundays 🤨😇🇬🇷🍷🐟

Phimx - you’re not on the list 🤣

🐾 Oldsharedog’s Sunday Service 🐾 “Where the candles are hammered, the charts are mystical, and the disciples are many.”

📜 Opening Hymn: “Oh Bollinger Funnel Divine” Let us gather, dear brethren of the IMM congregation, beneath the sacred Pi Pivot and raise our voices in praise of the week’s most holy revelation.

🙏 Reading from the Book of Ua297, Chapter Zigzag, Verse Sombrero This week, the Lord of Charts sent forth his prophet Ua297, who delivered unto us a vision so profound, so caffeinated, that even the RSI bowed in reverence. His post, a masterwork of mystical grey zones and quantum squeezes, has been declared “Best Post This Side of Christmas” by none other than our founding shepherd, Oldsharedog himself.

Thus, let it be known: Ua297 shall henceforth be known as the Honoured Disciple of the Double-Inverse Candlestick Sombrero. May his trendlines be ever visible, even during solar eclipses.

🎩 The Gospel According to Lordloadsoflolly Now, brethren, we must address the curious case of Brother Lordloadsoflolly, who hath proclaimed:

“I’ll just tune out until we get some sort of official deal update.”

A noble vow indeed. But lo! Oldsharedog hath visited the sacred temple of Kefalos Coins and placed a wager. The bookmakers, in their infinite jest, have offered the following odds:

Event Odds

Lordloadsoflolly posting before the next RNS 6/1

Lordloadsoflolly posting during the next RNS 3/1

Lordloadsoflolly posting about not posting Evens

Lordloadsoflolly returning with a chart 100/1 (miracle tier)

Let us pray for strength, for restraint, and for the occasional cheeky post.

🕯️ Closing Benediction May your candlesticks be bullish, your sandwiches symmetrical, and your Fibonacci spirals ever upward. Go forth into the week with humour in your hearts and dragons on your charts.

And remember: “When the volume profile looks like a sandwich, it’s time to feast.”

Amen and GLA 🙏📈

🛐 Oldsharedog’s Sunday Sermon: “Noah’s Ark, Clueless Clues & Troll Quotas”

Welcome, faithful QBT flock, to this week’s sermon—where we swap sandals for spreadsheets and scrolls for share chats. Today, we revisit the tale of Noah’s Ark, but with a twist: our vessel is digital, our flood is misinformation, and our animals are mostly bots with questionable grammar.

🌧️ The Great Flood of Clues

As the waters rise, we look to the heavens—not for rain, but for signs. And lo, they came:

Method A: A subtle shift in backend architecture, like a whisper in the wind.

Method B: A UI refresh so elegant it made All4profits think his monitor was broken.

Method C: A security migration so robust it required three passwords, a retinal scan, and a blood oath.

Yet despite these signs, All4profits remains blissfully unaware. He wanders the chatroom like a man in a clue museum, asking, “Is this a clue?” while standing next to a neon sign that reads “CLUE.”

Let us be patient. Even Noah had to explain to the ostriches that swimming wasn’t their strong suit.

🧌 Troll Quota: Two Max

As decreed by the sacred spreadsheet, only two trolls shall board the Ark. This is not negotiable. The rest shall remain ashore, arguing about dilution and misquoting RNS dates.

But who shall be chosen?

🗳️ Troll Voting Ballot: Cast Thy Vote

Choose your top two trolls to join us aboard the Ark. Voting closes when the flood of news arrives (or when OSD’s juicer finally works).

🧌 Troll Candidate Description Vote ✅

Captain Doomscroll - Posts hourly predictions of collapse, yet never sells. [ ]

Sir Sold-at-2p - Claims to have sold high, but reappears every time the price nudges up. [ ]

Lady Linkless - Shares broken URLs and says “DYOR” after every post. [ ]

The RNS Whisperer - Interprets every typo as a coded message from the board. [ ]

All4profits - Clue-blind but oddly endearing. [ ]

Chartus Maximus - Draws lines on charts that resemble spaghetti. [ ]

🙏 Closing Benediction

So go forth, dear QBT faithful. Cast your votes, gather your clues, and prepare your flotation devices. The Ark is nearly ready, the signs are clear (unless you're All4profits), and the troll filter is operational.

Amen, and may your juicer finally yield more than a teaspoon.

🛐 Oldsharedog’s Sunday Sermon: “Of Platforms and Pressure Cookers”

Brethren of the Board, gather ye round! For today we stand on the precipice of digital destiny, one foot in the chatroom and one hand fumbling with a Bluetooth-enabled spatula.

Next week, if the stars align and the tech gods don’t trip over their own cables, we may witness the glorious launch of our new platform. A platform so sleek, so modern, it makes our current setup look like it was coded on a toaster.

But let us not forget the trials of our beloved shepherd, Oldsharedog—OSD to the faithful—who has bravely attempted to embrace the future. And by “embrace,” I mean wrestle it to the ground like a greased pig at a village fête.

🍳 The Kitchen Chronicles of OSD

First came the air fryer, which OSD mistook for a Wi-Fi router. “It’s blinking,” he said. “Must be syncing with the blockchain.”

Then the smart kettle, which refused to boil unless OSD downloaded an app, verified his identity, and agreed to terms last updated in 2017.

And who could forget the voice-activated blender? OSD shouted “purée!” and it played Coldplay instead.

Let us not mock, but marvel. For every scorched crumpet and every sous-vide salmon that turned out more “sous” than “vide,” OSD has shown us what it means to persevere. To adapt. To occasionally set off the smoke alarm in the name of progress.

📈 The Gospel According to SCGL

As we await the platform’s unveiling, let us reflect on the sacred numbers of Sealand Capital Galaxy Limited. The share price remains steady at 0.425, like a monk in meditation. The faithful whisper, “Next week for sure,” and we nod, not in certainty, but in hope. For hope is the yeast in the bread of belief.

🙏 Closing Benediction

So go forth, dear traders, with your spreadsheets and your spatulas. May your trades be wise, your kitchen gadgets obedient, and your platform launch smoother than OSD’s attempt at making hollandaise in a robotic saucepan.

And remember: in the world of investing and induction hobs, timing is everything.

Amen, and pass the avocado toast.

Ua297 - best post this side of Xmas 👍