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A lot of decent buys coming in - is there a bit of news coming ??

Smiler - it has to break .22 yet & the latest signs are that it may will hover around this level now for a while.

Still a great opportunity.

Radika - I am looking for at least 20 x return here when a deal is reached.

However when you look at some of the independent analysts forecasts - Market Beat, Stockopedia, investors chronical ( which is IMHO the most accurate ) amongst many more they are saying 100 bags +

I have worked on 20% of analysts forecasts so very realistic in my opinion.

Time will tell - 16 bags to go 👍🤞🍾

Having another push at .22 - lets hope it gets there and starts to fill the next gap ( .28 )

All4loss - it is a well known fact that ppl who keep referring to sexual themes are not getting enough themselves - I am sorry for you.

As for Prophet Gardin - he will deliver me a profit.

Have a nice day - i know i will.

OSD - going for his daily snorkel.

Got to get over the .22 resistance and we're off !!!

Blimey - only profits for me :)

On this one anyway.

Blimey - Mine shows 209.63 % :)

Bid is increasing !!

AJBell - buy .20 sell.095

GG - welcome 👍

The levels of resistance are close now :

📈 Resistance Levels

• Primary resistance: GBX 0.21

• Secondary resistance: GBX 0.22

If it reaches then we are going to see a much higher high today.

GLA - OSD

Troutisout - For clarity - if you take the current rate of contract value in wins pro rata to timeline the financial position will be positive NOT negative.

Please do a simple calculation which will give you all the required information - bearing in mind also that the repeat business will maybe increase at a factor also - i will let you assume your own conservative figures for that.

GLA - as always DYOR.

Let's see if it sticks this time.

Great RNS

LLoydBoy - where in Greece ?

DOG BLESS YOU 😇

I did warn you all - looks like my prophecy's are coming true - keep the faith, they will be sent to the naughty step soon :)

DOG BLESS YOU 😇

🐾 OldSharedogs Sunday Service Bulletin

28th September 2025 Forum Chapel of Speculative Faiths

“Where the charts are holy and the dips are divine.”

🎺 Opening Hymn

“Blessed Be the Biotech Bounce”

To be sung in the key of FOMO.

Verse 1:

When the ticker trembles, and shorts repent,

We raise our hands to the 10-bagger ascent.

Chorus:

Hallelujah to the pump,

Forgive us for the dump,

May our bags be light,

And our DD tight.

📜 Reading from the Book of Speculation

Chapter 4, Verse 20: “Thou shalt not chase green candles without due diligence.”

Let us reflect on the sacred teachings of Saint Satoshi, who once said, “Let he who has not panic sold cast the first meme.”

🧠 Sermon: “The Parable of the Lost Portfolio”

Brethren, today we gather to honour the brave souls who bought high and sold low, only to return to the fold with fresh hopium and a new burner account.

Let us not judge, for we too have sinned against the RSI.

Let us instead welcome them back with open arms and a fresh chart overlay.

🙏 Confession Booth

Please line up in alphabetical order to confess your sins:

- Impulsive buys based on emojis

- Selling before the FDA tweet

- Believing the CEO’s haircut indicated bullish momentum

Forgiveness is granted in exchange for one meme and a screenshot of your worst trade.

🐕‍🦺 Community Barkings

- Brother ChartWhisperer will host a TA séance at 3pm. Bring your Ouija boards and Bollinger Bands.

- Sister DipSniffer is organizing a vigil for the fallen tickers. Candles and red graphs provided.

- The choir will rehearse “Swing Low, Sweet Margin Call” after the service.

🍷 Closing Benediction

May your catalysts be timely,

May your brokers be stable,

May your gains be realized,

And your losses deductible.

Go forth and spread the gospel of due diligence. And remember: in this house, we do not YOLO without a chart.

And - DOG BLESS YOU ALL

And remember:

- If All4Profit posts, brace for volatility.

- If Phimx appears, it’s already too late.

- If Steve speaks… interpret at your own risk.

Amen. And A-MEME.

🧠⛪ QBT Sunday Sermon ⛪🧠

28th September 2025 | Quantum Chapel | Reverend OldShareDog presiding

"In the beginning was the algorithm, and the algorithm was vague."

🎺 Opening Hymn: “Code of the Covenant” (To the tune of “I Will Survive”)

First I was afraid, I was petrified,

Kept thinking QBT would crack the code and turn the tide.

But then I read a post from Steve,

Said, “It’s coming soon, believe!”

Now I’m averaging down and praying for reprieve.

🧠⛪ QBT Sunday Sermon ⛪🧠

28th September 2025 | Quantum Chapel | Reverend OldShareDog presiding

"In the beginning was the algorithm, and the algorithm was vague."

🎺 Opening Hymn: “Code of the Covenant” (To the tune of “I Will Survive”)

First I was afraid, I was petrified,

Kept thinking QBT would crack the code and turn the tide.

But then I read a post from Steve,

Said, “It’s coming soon, believe!”

Now I’m averaging down and praying for reprieve.

📜 Parable of the Three Posters

And lo, the forum was blessed with three voices of prophecy:

- All4Profit, who posted daily visions of quantum breakthroughs, each more speculative than the last. He claimed to have decoded the CEO’s haircut for bullish signals.

📜 Parable of the Three Posters

And lo, the forum was blessed with three voices of prophecy:

• All4Profit, who posted daily visions of quantum breakthroughs, each more speculative than the last. He claimed to have decoded the CEO’s haircut for bullish signals.

- Phimx, who appeared only during spikes, declaring “Told you so!” before vanishing like a puff of hopium.

- Steve, the mysterious oracle who spoke in riddles, half-truths, and occasional screenshots from 2021. His posts were either genius or gibberish—none could tell.

One day, the price moved 0.0003p.

All4Profit declared, “This is it. The quantum leap. I’ve sold my shed to buy more.”

Phimx replied, “I said this would happen. You just didn’t listen. I’m now 300% up (on paper).”

Steve posted, “Watch the pattern. It’s aligning. The code is nearly cracked. The ducks are in formation.”

And then, silence.

No RNS. No update. Just a blurry photo of a server room and a tweet from a guy named Clive.

Moral of the story:

He who follows Steve must bring snacks. The journey is long. The roadmap is metaphorical.

🕊️ Statement of Unity

Let it be known:

QBT Sunday Service stands firmly against racism, hate speech, and divisive posting.

This forum is for satire, speculation, and spiritual delusion—not for prejudice or personal attacks.

If your post contains hate, it shall be cast into the bin of eternal irrelevance.

Let love be your leverage, and respect your resistance.

🧠 Final Blessing – Reverend OldShareDog

Go forth, ye faithful.

May your algorithms be efficient, your posts be cryptic,

And may your portfolio rise like a quantum particle—briefly, and with great uncertainty.

And remember:

- I

🐾 OldShareDogs Sunday Sermon 🐾

28th September 2025 LSE Forum Chapel Reverend Rump presiding

🎺 “Blessed are the bagholders, for they shall inherit the bounce.” 🎺

📜 Parable of the Five Posters

And lo, there were five posters who gathered in the temple of LSE.

• Brother Chartimus, who read the candles but ignored the fundamentals.

• Sister Rampelina, who posted hourly price targets based on vibes.

• Deacon Doomberg, who prophesied dilution every morning before breakfast.

• Saint Averagio, who bought every dip, including the ones he created.

• And Old Man Witter, who typed in ALL CAPS and claimed insider knowledge from a bloke in Greggs.

They all held IMM, and the Lord tested their faith with silence from the RNS gods.

Chartimus drew a bullish pennant on a 3-minute chart and declared, “Breakout imminent!”

Rampelina posted, “£2 by Friday, mark this post.”

Doomberg replied, “You fools. It’s going to zero. I’ve seen the accounts.”

Averagio said, “Just added another 100k. My average is now 11p. I feel blessed.”

Old Man Witter shouted, “THE CEO IS IN TALKS WITH NASA. FACT.”

And then, a miracle: the price moved 0.3% on no volume.

They rejoiced. They bickered. They posted memes.

But only Averagio held through the noise, and on the 7th day, the stock rose 12%.

He did not sell. He simply posted, “Holding. 🙏”

Let this be a lesson:

Faith without due diligence is folly. But memes without humour are sin.

🕊️ Statement of Unity

Let it be known:

OldShareDogs stands firmly against racism, hate speech, and divisive posting.

This forum is a sanctuary for satire, speculation, and spirited debate—not for prejudice or personal attacks.

Amazing gains, how sweet the chart,

That saved a wretch like me.

I bought at ten, it dropped to two,

But now it’s back to three.

🐕 Final Blessing

Go forth, ye faithful, and spread the gospel of patience.

May your stop-losses be tight, your DD be righteous,

And may your portfolio rise like Lazarus on a Monday morning.

Amen. And A-MEME.

DOG BLESS YOU ALL 😇