RE: Advent calendar10 Oct 2025 16:58
🕍 Sunday Service: IMMupharma – The Lupuzor Liturgy
Date: Sunday, 13th October 2025
Time: 10:30am sharp (before the next placing)
Location: The Chapel of Chronic Dilution, AIMside
🎤 Special Guests of Honour
• 💸 Lord Folly
Self-appointed peer of the AIM realm. Known for his sermons on “Hope Without Due Diligence” and his miraculous ability to average down while maintaining spiritual composure. He’ll be delivering a homily titled “Blessed Are the Bagholders.”
• 🧥 The Millionaire from Birmingham
Allegedly minted from a 2003 penny stock miracle, now roaming forums dispensing wisdom and warnings. He’ll be sharing his testimony: “From Riches to RNS: A Journey Through Placings.” Expect tales of yachts, regrets, and a brief stint in lithium.
• 🛏️ The Man Who Carried His Bed
A living metaphor for IMM’s clinical trial strategy. He was told to rise and walk… but the MHRA said “more data needed.” He’ll be reenacting the Phase III pilgrimage in interpretive mime.
📜 Sermon Highlights
• “The Gospel According to Lupuzor”
A dramatic reading of every RNS since 2017, with interpretive dance by the IR team.
• “Placings and Miracles”
A theological debate: Is dilution a test of faith or just poor governance?
• “The 60% Drawdown Psalm”
Sung in unison by long-term holders. Bring tissues and your last remaining shares.
🕯️ Communion Offering
All attendees will receive:
• A commemorative AIM candle (burns fast, smells like regret)
• A vial of placebo (for spiritual healing)
• A signed photo of Lord Folly holding a chart with no trendline
🙏 Dress Code
• Sackcloth, ashes, or biotech-themed robes.
• Optional: carry your bed, your broken dreams, or your last £500 investment.
Come for the satire, stay for the therapy.
DOG BLESS YOU ALL - DON'T BE LATE
IMM may not deliver a cure, but we’ll deliver catharsis.
DOG BLESS YOU ALL - I WILL BE WELCOMING ALL COMERS ON SUNDAY.