RE: One for the road.21 Mar 2020 11:14
Bert and Ethel were in their 80s when they met and fell in love.
Being old-fashioned, they decided to save themselves for their wedding night.
The big night came and Bert got himself into bed while Ethel ‘readied herself’ in the bedroom.
She came out and looked at Bert laying there. But something was clearly playing on her mind. ‘Bert’, she said, ‘there’s something that I should have told you before you married me’.
‘What dear‘, Bert replied, ‘you know you can tell me anything’.
‘Well, it’s this’, Ethel said nervously, ‘there’s no good way to say it but I’ve got acute angina’.
‘Thank God for that’, said Bert, ‘because your t!ts are horrible’.
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