Daily Mail offices Monday AM:10 Nov 2018 09:43
Boss: Hey Myron, that article you wrote on Van Halen has had tons of hits, good work!
MJ: It's Van Adium Sir, remember, I copy and pasted from that Encarta CD Rom? Anyway, from the comments it's looking like we should buy Bush...
Boss: Kate Bush? I'm up for that, still got a few grand spare from that Nigerian Lottery Scam we ran last year. Let's get front row tickets!
MJ: Front row tickets are 41p according to TBP, apparently if we hold onto our stubs they might be worth more in the future.
Boss: Sorry Myron, I missed that last bit, I'm getting the rubber gloves on and heading out to the bin store... Gotta fill tomorrow's column!
The End.