New career for Bibbly Bobbly from up t'North27 Mar 2023 18:47
Well you've just announced your first one as a Stasi informer but what about sensitivity editor? You could read books completely out of context and thenconsign words and phrases from them into a memory hole. Or rewrite them so that any metaphors, satirical or downright human spite (Dahl etc) are destroyed forever.
Bought the whole children's collection of Dahl for my Grandchildren before they print the redacted version. I have everything else worth reading already: Greene, Steinbeck, Orwell, Dawkins, Hitch etc etc etc.