tomorrows rns7 Mar 2021 21:45
We are extremely pleased to announce that there appears to be a lot more oil than earlier assumed. In light of this the pay structure for the board of directors has had to increase considerably.
There are rumours that the bod are not looking after their shareholders, I would like to point out that we are working tirelessly, some weeks we work almost 3 days a week and anything up to 4 hrs a day, (thats not between us ,that is each one of us).
By receiving (taking) the extra remuneration it is keeping profits down and also the share price. The reason for trying very hard to keep the sp down is that we know some of our share holders like an alcoholic beverage, should a share holder come into extra/spare money gained by an sp rise they may start to consume too much of this evil beverage. So as you can see we are saving lives and well-being.
With the dire situation of the crude price going through the roof we are aware that, by no fault of our own we might start to make an obscene amount of profit in the foreseeable future,with hard work we will do our upmost to keep sp down but can not guarantee this. Should any investor find themselves making a profit please try and keep it to yourself. Any surplus profit can be returned to the company to go to our much needed Range Rover replacement fund or direct to directors to show appreciation of the work we do for you plebs.
An example of my commitment actually happened today, I played golf (about 4 hours), whilst on the 3rd green my playing partner asked what the price of crude was. As this is obviously work related I was compelled to book the 4 hrs to the company, but here's the thing, I only booked single time and not double as it is a Sunday.
As for not communicating with Crystal Amber we phone them everyday, one day we even let it ring twice.
Mr Wilks contacted me and told me his investment was 5 times more than the combined investment of the whole board, simple answer was don't worry we're ok.
As regards drilling rigs, we have been looking at quite a few, but they are really ugly things, can anybody show us some pictures of a pretty one. (ps we don't care how much it costs)
There is more but I can't be bothered at the moment.
To be continued maybe...............
The above may include inside information (Sent from inside prison)
Hope you smile and keep safe xxx
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