RE: Lenz20 Dec 2020 16:48
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all work on a building site...
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all work on a building site. The lunch bell goes and they all go and sit upon the scoffolding and have their lunch.
The Englishman opens his lunchbox and says, "Ergh, a ham sandwich! If I get this again I'm going to kill myself."
The Irishman opens his lunchbox and says, "Ergh, a cheese sandwich! If I get this again I'm going to kill myself."
The Scotsman opens his lunchbox and says, "Ergh, a Scotch Egg! If I get this again I'm going to kill myself."
The next days rolls round and the lunch bell rings again and all three men sit upon the scaffolding and have their lunch.
The Englishman opens his lunchbox and finds a ham sandwich. He gets up, jumps off the scoffolding and kills himself.
The Irishman opens his lunchbox and finds a cheese sandwich. He gets up, jumps off the scaffolding and kills himself.
The Scotsman opens his lunchbox and finds a Scotch Egg. He gets up, jumps off the scoffolding and kills himself.
Three weeks pass and the men's wives are all talking to each other at the joint funeral.
The Englishman's wife says, "I can't believe he's gone!"
The Irishman's wife says, "I know, all he had to do was ask and I would've changed his lunch!"
Then the Scotsman's wife says, "I don't know why he did it, he packed his own lunch!"