LittleMurph at Xmas mass26 Dec 2017 12:21
It was Christmas eve in a small town in the republic of IRELAND
LittleMurph had been out on the razzle, was half **** ed and decided to attend the midnight mass.
For his homily the Priest produced two glasses - one filled with water and the other filled with whisky. Then proceeded to place a worm in each glass.
After five minutes the worm in the whisky stopped moving and sank to the bottom. Whereas the worm in the water was happily swimming around.
The Priest, with a knowing smile, looked to the congregation and asked 'so, my fellow worshippers - what is the moral of the story'?
LittleMurph raised his hand excitedly and shouted:
'I know Father Jimmy - if you've got worms - drink whisky' !!!
Good luck ALL