* * *4 May 2013 20:53
One day a man who approached God & asked Him, "Lord, up in heaven how much time is a million years?" "Well," God said, "a million years is but a second in heaven."
"Oh!" said the man, "and up in heaven how much money is a million dollars?" "Well," said God, "a million dollars is only a penny in heaven."
"Great!" said the man. "God, give me one of your pennies."
"All right," said the heavenly Father. "Just wait a second."
Perhaps God gave him some shares in XEN.