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Oh very well... Merry Christmas to you, and to all.

But after your outburst Santa may not let you squeeze his sack to feel what goodies are in there.

Fall the record it wasn't me who gave a thumbs up.

So did I.

EtR
Thanks for the offer, no worries, everything always works out well at the end.
FH
What a lovely picture you paint, it brings a tear to my eye, I need a shoulder to crayon. I'm no art acrylic, but I know what I like.
Puns are getting worse I'll get my coat and easel my way out the door.

Safe to do the Christmas shopping now. Shops are virtually empty.

EtR
We like to call ours the cistern chapel.

Where's Bannor, Where's Barksy, where's EtR, where's FH, where's Nimo?
I was beginning to Wanda, had they got out of the water? Three out of four have come in, still waiting for you Bannor brv.

Let's hope next year everybody can sing together, ' This is the dawning of our age of aquarium, aquariummm aquariiummm', and the share hits a high of one pond.
Gulp gulp,
( It's a bit late but that was linking to EtR's fishy post)

It's that time of year where peace and goodwill is given to all...welll excusing last night...and several nights before on other bb's.

Already got my stockings on the foot of the bed, 40 denier with seams
Please please Santa, I've been really really good.

May I be the first to wish you all a very Merry Christmas.

OK so I'm not the first but the sentiment is the same.

What months are included in the 4th qtr?

" Whilst HH-2z continued to clean-up prior to the current shut-in, returning oil, completion and drilling fluids to surface, evidence of formation water ingress was also recorded. "

Even now it's not 40% water.

Bloody hope so MD.

It'll do for starters.

Someone of FotH's twitter page posted " Everyday he’s still here+" (Corbyn) " is a wasted opportunity for Diane Abbott to show her leadership abilities. "

Anybody see the photo of her wearing two left shoes, not even the same pair.
The Sun Sat14th Jeremy Clarkson page 21.

Aahh, poor Aiming, why pick on him? You could have a field day going back over the evenings posts.
I'd like to see admin give the ability to correct spelling, grammar and typo's with a red font. Not that I'm very good at those subjects, and would have more than my fair share of vermilion.
It'll be a remembrance of the good old school days.

Dreams,
short trousers down to ankles, bent over the teachers legs, and the slipper.

Keyguard wasn't mentioned either, and they've just signed a two year contract.
SL record numbers, Christmas/new year are also record numbers, so record numbers on record numbers equal smiley face.

Nedhammer gets 1st prize for squeezing most clichés in one paragraph...:-)

Tosh
I managed to read roughly to half way before I fell to the floor dead.

Heard the joke about Samson, that one always brings the house down?

It's a killer.

schtum

Keeping stum.

Etr, well you know me like to roller long with life.

Are you enjoying someone's posts as much as me, but for decency sake keeping mum?

2019 Christmas December 24, Open, 8:00 AM - 12:30 PM

2019 Christmas December 25, Closed

Boxing Day December 26, Closed

New Year's Day December 31,
Open, 8:00 AM - 12:30 PM

How much umble pie must I eat. Sorry noodle you are right.