A Dream17 Dec 2020 22:36
Had a dream last night.
A mate asked me for a sub and I decided to comply with his wishes.
So I opened my safe and was just about to take the dosh out when my buddy said how come you have 70k in cash and 3 eggs in your safe? .
I replied , the 70k is for buying Sareum shares.
He said , what about the 3 eggs ?
Well I replied , the 3 eggs represent the number of married women I have had affairs with over the past 30 years
He responded , 3 women in 30 years , not bad mate.
I answered , not too bad , as soon as I get to a dozen eggs I sell them.
Bear with me chaps I have had a few sherberts this evening and as with all Macalpines Fusileers , a little bit of devilment runs through my veins.