At Schloss Snooty24 Dec 2013 08:32
Christmas has been banned for many a long year, in fact since shortly following the first Yuletide after one's wife came on the scene. One hesitates to go into the fine detail as to why The Powers that Be saw fit to prohibit it. Suffice to say, it was in that same year that Snooty began his lifelong endeavour to salt away sufficient nectar, in unsuspected lieux, as to ensure copious supplies at times of spousal disharmony.
And that is why one is able, with the aid of the Commodore 64 and a stiff measure of best Snooty Estates Old Calvados, vintage 1976, to wish all one's neophytes and followers a very celebratory Season's Greetings from the potting shed.