Something to lighten the mood....7 Dec 2017 16:16
If you Google Panda court case be careful which link you open
"A homeless ex-lawyer who entered a woman’s flat high on crystal meth and crack cocaine while wearing a G-string and fishnet tights said he thought she was a giant panda.
Desmond Moran, 53, could not remember why he was wearing women’s underwear when got into the flat in Bayswater in July this year.
I had taken some drugs but I am pretty certain that’s what I saw, I didn’t see any woman, I didn’t see any kids.”
Unconvinced there was no panda, he queried: “Were they under the panda?”
He added, tangentially, that when the kids began to scream it did not sound like kids screaming but, rather, like a tape of kids screaming."
But to be fair I'd like his legal team on board - "The jury cleared him after half an hour’s deliberation of trespassing with intent to commit a sexual offence."
Sounds like one of Rustys nights out ;-)