The latest Investing Matters Podcast episode featuring Jeremy Skillington, CEO of Poolbeg Pharma has just been released. Listen here.
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Guess Who?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC0IJQ_s7No
There once was a poster
Who never shut up
Reminded me of
A little tag-nut
A small piece of shhiit
That needs a little nip
To pull it from the hairs on your butt!
there once was a poster
who i don’t really know
lost all his life savings on some crypto
a miserable old man
broke living in his van
now all he can do is **** barryroe!
There was an old man called Longerwait
Couldn’t sleep and stayed up late
A right old tvvat
Alone in his flat
And all he could do
Was masterbate.
I suppose if I had lost all my of money on Crypto I too would be having sleepless nights.
LW - Platinum @R5EH0LE No 1.
Intercepted phone call
Tony: Hey Bill, how much money can you get your hands on asap?
Bill: Hey Tone how are ya. Not much, probably about 200K or thereabouts, why?
Tony: Well Bill you wanna be a millionaire?
Bill: We all do my friend but how are ya gonna do that?
Tony: Got some fantastic news about my company. Cant say what it is just yet but the value is going to explode, easy 10 times your money but more likely 20-30 times in the coming months.
Bill: Holy Sht Tony, sounds awesome. I’m in, gimme a few days to gather the dough up.
Tony: No problem Bill, just stay hush about it and enjoy the rest of your day!
Bill: Cheers Tone. Good luck matey!
Bill was sooo excited he forgot to hang his phone up properly. The intercepted phone call heard him whistle Ginger Rogers “We’re In The Money” all day long.
The End
This message will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 1. . . . .
Spent £110k today Pmsl…
If you bought 240000 shares afc thats about £45k. There was a total buy count on aex for about £20k and qfi £30k…
So every buy on aex and qfi were yours? If so you still out £15k..
Then you woke up and had you sugar puffs!
In 2205 we'll all be dust. hehe..