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With your experience in billiin dollar deals... You of all folk would know that if a leak materialised and either you or company you work for is implicated in that leak your credibility and the credibility of your company dissapears. You would find it difficult to do another deal.
Two guys touring America seeing all the sights. The Scots one is desperate to see a Rodeo. They find one and he is made up.
They have a bucking bronco competition with an unrideable big stallion.
Prize of a million dollars if you can stay on for a minute.
All the famous cowboys are there and getting smashed up by this beast. John Wayne.. Broken legs. Clint Eastwood arms done in.
Scots boy said to mate i am going to have a go. Mate said sit down... You have never beennon a horse in your life. There is no stopping him... He gets on horse and it goes ballistic. Bucking and crashing against barriers but he holds on. Eventually they count down the last 10 seconds and he does it. Fireworks go off, crowd go mad and he gets led up to collect the monies.
The presenter said he could not believe this was his first time on a horse.
He asks how did you manage it.
Scots boy smiles and replied the wife takes epelectic fits!
A long term out of work accountant got a job interview. He reckoned he was doing well. The accountancy partner said one last question. What is 3 times 7. The accountant immediately replied 23. When home his wife asked him how he got on and he told her great and said he got the 3 x7 correct too. His wife said wrong. It is 21. He was depressed. A few days later to his surprise he got call from the accountancy partner to say he had the job. He said but i got 3 x7 wrong.
Don't worry you were the closest was the reply.